Throw said burger into the trash. While I wait for the guy who takes the trash into a dump, I guess I'll describe "myself"( or better said, Dave Schwarzenagger).
You are Dave Schwarzenagger. You like to eat food. However, by under no circumstances would you eat a Vinnie's burger, whether it's fresh or rotten. You also like to play Monopoly, and you always have a "Get out of Jail Free" card in your pocket. You guess you sorta cheat. Of course, you never use the same card more then once, and the card says it may be kept until needed or sold. You're not stupid, so you don't sell it. You also like videogames, but for now the best you can do is rent them. Your chumhandle is frenzyCrusher and you type in green while in Pesterchum.