Guess the joke

[Magikrazy]

The game is simple. The first person puts a punchline. The second person tries to guess the rest of the joke.
Ex.
Bob: Coal mine
Alice: What do you say when asked to identify your coal?
Corn on the Cob

And so on. So let's start this!

It's driving me nuts!

 

[GutsehMan]

Do you want to know what this steering wheel in my pants is doing?

(I can't think of anything else)
Make me a Pie!

 

[Magikrazy]

What did the man say before becoming a pie?

Ace in the hole

 

[Marstar2000]

What did the ace do before he hid in the hole?

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