Control the Throne

[UltimatePetey]

I throw a knife in your head.

Throne get.

 

[User 101]

I use a rocket launcher and shoot you with it.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

You shoot your rocket launcher a second time, this time trying to hit me. You instead hit a control panel that drops an anvil on your head.

Throne get.

 

[User 101]

Then my ghost takes your soul.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I never said you died. Living people cannot steal souls from other living people.

Throne get.

 

[User 101]

I blow you up.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I am now dead. I steal your soul.

Throne get.

 

[User 101]

I create a robot and toss you to Pluto.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Because I am a ghost, I...cannot....die! Hehehehehe!! I mearly await your death, and float back to Earth to sit on the throne.

Throne get.

 

[User 101]

I send you into a black hole.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Ghosts....don't....die!!!! I escape the black hole after thousands of years anyway. I take a battered throne as rightfully mine, after you all die.

Throne get.

 

[User 101]

I destroy your throne and build one in my secret underground headquarters.

Throne get.

 

[UltimatePetey]

I get a Chain Chomp and let it out in your headquarters. It kills you, and I steal the throne.

Throne get.