The One Word at a Time Sentence Game

Clumsy penguins named Wario can't find pants.
 
Clumsy penguins named DeDeDe can't find anything.
 
Clumsy failures named DeDeDe can't see anything.
 
Clumsy failures named DeDeDe can't eat cereal.
 
Failures named DeDeDe angrily eat cereal.