I remember Mystery Dungeon

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

I had to go around with some dumbfuck shroomish who wouldnt stop Odur Sleuthing everything and getting all the enemies on my ass. God damn that was annoying, I tried doing that mission 5 times before I just quit it.

 

[RandomYoshi]

It seems like you were trying to do an escort mission. Those are always fun, aren't they? Like, I remember once when I was doing one, and the pokémon that I was supposed to escort died because of the weather: hail. This was in Sky Tower, and I was one floor away from my destination floor.

 

[WakerLuma]

I always hated escort missions....

 

[Pandapowah]

Dang escort missions, they usually use up most of my Reviver Seeds.

 

[LN1]

Why is the AI of your partner/who you are trying to escort that stupid?
Somebody please answer.

 

[WakerLuma]

Because they're turning insane because the weather/time/space has gone out of whack?
Damn Hoothoot, dying a billion times on Mt. Freeze....and I wanted that reward so badly too...
Needless to say, that escort mission was never completed.
Although I've got to say, I've heard escort missions in pretty much EVERY game are bad. I heard the Peach escort mission in Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga is pretty annoying as well~

 

[LN1]

Because they're turning insane because the weather/time/space has gone out of whack?

Spoiler

But it's still stupid even after you beat the main story/afterstory final boss, respectively Primal Dialga/Darkrai+a group of other Pokemon

 

[WakerLuma]

Then they all come from the future of darkness and didn't become normal afterwards. They snuck into the portal with you and Grovyle.
/not really
Or, because once upon a time, they were innocent Pokémon in a mystery dungeon at the Kecleon shop. They forgot their money, and Kecleon defeated them in a crushing and brutal battle. Desiring to get their revenge, they became a little crazy. However, they were also cunning, and decided, instead of becoming outlaws and acting insane, they decided to act stupid and innocent, so they may one day kill the evil Kecleon when they come across him again. They merely observe your techniques, and pretend to act weak, so that they can copy you, who looks fairly strong or something.

 

[LN1]

But only Dittos, Smeargles, or Pokémon that can learn Mimic can copy you easily. Does that mean that they are Dittos transformed?IDK what I'm trying to say.

 

[WakerLuma]

Yes. In fact, everyone is a Ditto. XD
Only kidding, I acutally meant:
They only pretend to be weak and helpless, really they're building up their strength so they can murder Kecleon. By pretending to be weak, they can watch what you do and use it in their great plan later.

 

[LN1]

So those who decide to join your team want to become strong enough to beat Kecleon? Does that include Kecleon(wanting to join your team to beat Kecleon)?

 

[WakerLuma]

Psh. EVERYONE knows that there is a mass conspiracy against ANY Kecleon. Even if a Kecleon joins your team, they're constantly being plotted against by another Kecleon.
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon is one mass Kecleon conspiracy.