Text-based adventure

Lord Nabber: Find shelter.
 
Petey Piranha: Eat, swallow, and digest random guy.
 
Kefka Palazzo: Issue edict sending all random players to Indonesia.
Kefka Palazzo: Kill grues.
 
The Eevee acts cute, but gets eaten by the Grues.

Kefka: What do you want to kill the Grues with?
 
The Light of Judgement has made all but the Russian Grues flee, for in Soviet Russia, light fear Grue!

What do you do?
 
Petey Piranha: Eat, chew, spit out grues.