A completely legitimate and not stupid fanfic that is not a joke.

[QuizmoManiac]

It's called The *action* of the the *wiki related object, plural*
*Subtitle goes here*

Heros:
Male 1
Maybe one more here.

Not Heros:
There's about 2 or 3 guys her

Neither:
Male 2

Goblins:
Male 4
Gobble gobble.

 

[LN1]

I suggest we fill *action* with "punch" and *wiki related object, plural* with "articles".

I want to be a hero

 

[Bop1996]

You forgot a dramatic subtitle .

I'll be a neither.

 

[Nabber]

I'll sign up!

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I'll play Male #8.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

I'll be a not hero.

 

[Brock]

Is there room for more than one Not Heros?

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Okay so, once upon a time there was a place called the sysop tower in this tower there were some sysops and some goblins too the goblins were employed as boot makers for the sysops then one day a bunch of trolls showed up and took over the sysop tower because for some reason, the sysops can't defend themselves and they never except the trolls or whatever attacks them then the next day Luigiguy was in his house eating miniwheats because they are the only good breakfast cereal. Then suddenly a guy burst through his wall and was all like "Yo, welcome to Baltimore." then they had a big fight for no reason and then they had some coffee together and it was good. Then he was like "yeah man lets go beat up trolls" and so they went to towards the sysop tower with no foresight what so ever and punched down the door and then the chapter ended.
Look for part 2 soon!

 

[Nabber]

Amazing.

 

[LN1]

I wonder who is the troll.

 

[Nabber]

The only problem is that we should have all appeared by now.

 

[Mariomario64]

this is absolutely beautiful

 

[Bop1996]

Okay so, once upon a time there was a place called the sysop tower in this tower there were some sysops and some goblins too the goblins were employed as boot makers for the sysops then one day a bunch of trolls showed up and took over the sysop tower because for some reason, the sysops can't defend themselves and they never except the trolls or whatever attacks them then the next day Luigiguy was in his house eating miniwheats because they are the only good breakfast cereal. Then suddenly a guy burst through his wall and was all like "Yo, welcome to Baltimore." then they had a big fight for no reason and then they had some coffee together and it was good. Then he was like "yeah man lets go beat up trolls" and so they went to towards the sysop tower with no foresight what so ever and punched down the door and then the chapter ended.
Look for part 2 soon!

11/10. A true masterpiece. Redefines grammar conventions the world over.