Rhyme Time

[Magikrazy]

I jammed my fingers on the door hinge.

And at the end of every month...

 

[Lily x]

I eat pie for lunch.
Every day

 

[LN1]

You will pay.

This image sucks

 

[Magikrazy]

So does an Electrolux.

I sat on the dock...

 

[Nabber]

And threw a small rock.

Soon after a ship came by...

 

[LN1]

We ate pie.

Confound these awesomeness

 

[Boidoh]

is the stupidess

A guy got raped.

 

[LN1]

And someone else got staped.

Super 8) Bros. PC is

 

[Boidoh]

And someone else got staped.

Super 8) Bros. PC is

Stupid and is a fiz

And it Was the night before christmas, not Twas'.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

The house was filled with an angry buzz

I like goombas and yoshis and koopas

 

[Marstar2000]

They should invent an enemy called "Shroopa".

Lemon pie makes me explode

 

[LN1]

I can't see the road

I like Falcon Punches

 

[Marstar2000]

But I don't like regular punches.

If Kirby inhaled me

 

[LN1]

I would drink some tea.

Do you want fries with that?

 

[Lily x]

No, but lets have a chat.
Why are pies so yummy?

 

[Marstar2000]

'Cuase they explode and have you go running to your mummy.

Bananas are awesome and everything else,

 

[Ultraluigi]

Nabber went BANANAS, and he blew up everything else.

Why is Bowser so big,

 

[Lily x]

Because he ate a fig.

Why is Toad so small?

 

[Marstar2000]

Because he eats balls.

'3K has retired

 

[LN1]

OH no, we need him rehired.

This sounds like a strange song.

 

[Lily x]

I wrote it in Hong-Kong.

I went to tescos to buy some baked beans

 

[Marstar2000]

While the Leaning Tower Of Pisa still leans.

A stranger came up to my door

 

[Nabber]

He told you that he would carpet your floor.

Why don't your rhymes make sense?

 

[User4042]

Because they don't cost any cents.

Why is Bob so Bob-ish?

 

[Magikrazy]

Because he likes corn on the cob-ish.

If I had a nickel,