Let's do Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Quotes for Halloween

[Marwikedor]

Bart: "Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: "He was a zombie?"

 

[Toad85]

No.

 

[Marwikedor]

Homer Simpson: [smashes open a door with an axe] I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 minutes!

 

[Puddin]

*as ship heads towards the sun*

Rosie O'Donnell: Hey everybody! Turn those frowns around!
Bart: Don't worry, we'll be dead in five minutes.
Homer: Not close enough!

*eject button*

 

[Mariorules25]

Homer:There dogs and they're playing poker (starts laughing)

 

[Marwikedor]

Homer: "I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish!"