Alternate Alternian Adventure

It wou/d be ^ good thing th^t we're c^non, but now I h^ve to go ki// ^ bunch of /^me f^ntro//s so ^/terni^ won't go to he//.
 
Also for an on-topic note:

I've decided to delay reading through the entire thing (yes, I've gotten started already) because I think I can at least release a few chapters of the trolls entering the Medium, which I won't need to research much.

I've also decided to rename myself because I'm the author and I can. Too bad.

Anyways I hope you all will enjoy the first few chapters.
 
That's a secret.

In other words, I haven't come up with something cool enough yet.

Time to find a cool historical character to reference. Please stand by.
 
Well, I can send you Boondollars. Is that good enough? (Can't spare any grist though.)

Trolltag: galacticConquest

I'll probably want to change it in 5 minutes but I think that sounds Alternian enough.
Or maybe the words are too related?
Now I realize the power of the Hussie.
 
Dr. Javelin said:
No that's terrible.

It has to sound weird or something. And it has to have a ring to it.
Nyeh. Fine. We may as well just keep it as it is even though grinningStabber isn't weird.