Talk like the :posh: smiley!

I say! I've never seen such failures in all my life!
 
I have to excuſe, I have bumped thiſ topic. I have to expreſſ my aſtoniſhment of your claim. Iſ thiſ fact, or a clever ruſe? :poſh: :posh:
 
I quite underſtand your diſbelief, ſir, however I muſt ſay that my previouſ claim iſ indeed truthful!
 
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