Hurt and Heal LOSER'S Edition Volume 2 (With Items, Blah Blah Blah)

I think you should quake Luigi.

Excess Express Crew: 2
Donkey Kong: 40
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 12
Mario: 20
Luigi: 20
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi
Mickey's Speedway USA

PC: 199
 
Quake Luigi

Excess Express Crew: 2
Donkey Kong: 40
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 12
Mario: 20
Luigi: 1
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi
Mickey's Speedway USA

PC: 200
 
Have a party, Lario.

Donkey Kong: 40
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 12
Mario: 20
Luigi: 1
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi
Mickey's Speedway USA
Excess Express Crew

PC: 201
 
At this point, You don't have to use the items. Not that it matters since it's almost over by now.

Donkey Kong: 40
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 11
Mario: 20
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi
Mickey's Speedway USA
Excess Express Crew
Luigi

PC: 202
 
I might, I might not

Donkey Kong: 40
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 9
Mario: 20
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi
Mickey's Speedway USA
Excess Express Crew
Luigi

PC: 203
 
Donkey Kong: 40
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 7
Mario: 20
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi
Mickey's Speedway USA
Excess Express Crew
Luigi

PC: 204
 
Donkey Kong: 40
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 5
Mario: 20
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi
Mickey's Speedway USA
Excess Express Crew
Luigi

PC: 205
 
Donkey Kong: 40
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 3
Mario: 20
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi
Mickey's Speedway USA
Excess Express Crew
Luigi

PC: 206
 
Donkey Kong: 40
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 2
Mario: 19
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi
Mickey's Speedway USA
Excess Express Crew
Luigi

PC: 207
 
Donkey Kong: 40
Mario: 19
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi
Mickey's Speedway USA
Excess Express Crew
Luigi
New Super Mario Bros. Wii

PC: 208
 
Since there's only 3 left can I get rid of the kill list?

Donkey Kong: 40
Mario: 17
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

PC: 209