Hurt and Heal LOSER'S Edition Volume 2 (With Items, Blah Blah Blah)

Counselor Troi: 8
Excess Express Crew: 14
Donkey Kong: 20
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 24
Mickey's Speedway USA: 10
Mario: 20
Luigi: 22
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 18

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain

PC: 174
 
Counselor Troi: 6
Excess Express Crew: 14
Donkey Kong: 20
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 24
Mickey's Speedway USA: 10
Mario: 20
Luigi: 22
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 18

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain

PC: 175
 
Counselor Troi: 4
Excess Express Crew: 14
Donkey Kong: 20
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 24
Mickey's Speedway USA: 10
Mario: 20
Luigi: 22
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 18

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain

PC: 176
 
Counselor Troi: 2
Excess Express Crew: 14
Donkey Kong: 20
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 24
Mickey's Speedway USA: 10
Mario: 20
Luigi: 22
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 18

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain

PC: 177
 
Excess Express Crew: 14
Donkey Kong: 20
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 24
Mickey's Speedway USA: 10
Mario: 20
Luigi: 22
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 18

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi

PC: 178
 
I'm not sure who to go after now...

Excess Express Crew: 14
Donkey Kong: 20
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 24
Mickey's Speedway USA: 10
Mario: 20
Luigi: 22
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi

PC: 179
 
Think I'll knock out Mickey's Speedway. Jigglypuff, I choose you

Excess Express Crew: 14
Donkey Kong: 20
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 24
Mickey's Speedway USA: 10*10
Mario: 20
Luigi: 22
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi

PC: 180
 
Excess Express Crew: 14
Donkey Kong: 20
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 24
Mickey's Speedway USA: 10*10
Mario: 20
Luigi: 20
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi

PC: 181
 
Excess Express Crew: 14
Donkey Kong: 20
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 24
Mickey's Speedway USA: 8*8
Mario: 20
Luigi: 20
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi

PC: 182
 
Ok then

Excess Express Crew: 14
Donkey Kong: 20
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 24
Mickey's Speedway USA: 6*7
Mario: 20
Luigi: 20
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi

PC: 183
 
Out of all the characters left I don't think I would mind Donkey Kong winning the most. I don't really have a favorite per se but Mario and Luigi already won something, NSMBW is just a game, and the other 2 are only a small part of Paper Mario 2

Excess Express Crew: 14
Donkey Kong: 20
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: 24
Mickey's Speedway USA: 4*6
Mario: 20
Luigi: 20
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0: 2.0

True Losers:
MC Ballyhoo
Good Wishes aren't always Good Wishes
Boss Bass
Baby Wario
Rachel
Rip Van Fish
Dudley Dursley
Kent C. Koopa
Jimbo
Geist
USS Stargazer
Philadelphia Phillies
The Boogeyman
Diamond Tiara
T'Kumbra
Nintendo 64DD
Michael Chain
Counselor Troi

PC: 184