Hurt and Heal: Homestuck Edition

[Turboo]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 14
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 5
Dad - 24
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Jadesprite - 4
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[2257]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 12
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 5
Dad - 24
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Jadesprite - 4
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Turboo]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 10
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 5
Dad - 24
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Jadesprite - 4
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[2257]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 8
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 5
Dad - 24
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Jadesprite - 4
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Turboo]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 6
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 5
Dad - 24
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Jadesprite - 4
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[2257]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 4
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 5
Dad - 24
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Jadesprite - 4
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Turboo]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 2
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 5
Dad - 24
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Jadesprite - 4
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[2257]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Jack Noir/Spades Slick
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 5
Dad - 24
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Jadesprite - 4
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[UltimatePetey]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 5
Dad - 24
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Jadesprite - 2
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Smashley]

inb4Javelin rage

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 5
Dad - 24
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Jadesprite - 0
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Dr. Javelin]

inb4Javelin rage

Spoiler

John Egbert - 24
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 5
Dad - 24
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Smashley]

And now you're being immature about it.

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 5
Dad - 24
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Dr. Javelin]

And now you're being immature about it.

A bit. There are so many good characters (Karkat, Sollux, Bro, and Dad) that it's hard to get really mad.

It's fun to act, though.

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 4
Dad - 25
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Smashley]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 2
Dad - 25
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Dr. Javelin]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 24
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 1
Dad - 25
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 19
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Smashley]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 25
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 19
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 0
Dad - 25
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 19
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Dr. Javelin]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 25
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 18
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Dad - 25
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 19
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 19
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Smashley]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 25
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 16
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Dad - 25
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 19
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 19
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Wait...why is Gamzee of all people so high? :-/

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 25
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 16
Gamzee Makara - 23
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 19
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Dad - 25
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 19
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 19
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23
[/quote]

 

[Smashley]

22's favorite.

Also adding another favorite of mine (Aradia) to the 26 club.

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 26
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 16
Gamzee Makara - 23
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 18
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Dad - 25
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 19
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 19
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Dr. Javelin]

22's favorite.

Revenge is sweet.

Seriously, Gamzee doesn't do much in the story until

Spoiler

he becomes evil and Jack and Eridan are much more likable villains.

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 26
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 16
Gamzee Makara - 21
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 18
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Dad - 25
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 19
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 19
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Turboo]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 26
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 16
Gamzee Makara - 23
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 18
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Dad - 25
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 19
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 19
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Dr. Javelin]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 26
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 16
Gamzee Makara - 21
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 18
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Dad - 25
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 19
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 19
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Smashley]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 26
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 14
Gamzee Makara - 21
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 18
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Dad - 25
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 19
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 19
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23

 

[Dr. Javelin]

John Egbert - 26
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 26
Jade Harley - 19
Aradia Megido - 26
Tavros Nitram - 22
Sollux Captor - 22
Karkat Vantas - 26
Nepeta Leijon - 20
Kanaya Maryam - 22
Terezi Pyrope - 26
Vriska Serket - 23
Equius Zahhak - 14
Gamzee Makara - 19
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 19
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 18
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 23
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 21
Dad - 25
Mom - 19
Bro - 25
Becquerel - 19
Colonel Sassacre - 18
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 23
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 19
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 23