Hurt and Heal: Homestuck Edition

[EctoBiologist]

John Egbert - 24
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 23
Jade Harley - 20
Aradia Megido - 23
Tavros Nitram - 21
Sollux Captor - 21
Karkat Vantas - 23
Nepeta Leijon - 21
Kanaya Maryam - 21
Terezi Pyrope - 21
Vriska Serket - 21
Equius Zahhak - 22
Gamzee Makara - 21
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 21
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 23
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 20
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 20
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 22
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 20
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 19
Dad - 22
Mom - 20
Bro - 22
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 20
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 22
Jadesprite - 16
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 22

 

[Smashley]

John Egbert - 24
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 24
Jade Harley - 20
Aradia Megido - 23
Tavros Nitram - 21
Sollux Captor - 21
Karkat Vantas - 24
Nepeta Leijon - 21
Kanaya Maryam - 21
Terezi Pyrope - 21
Vriska Serket - 21
Equius Zahhak - 22
Gamzee Makara - 21
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 21
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 23
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 20
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 20
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 22
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 20
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 19
Dad - 22
Mom - 20
Bro - 22
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 20
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 22
Jadesprite - 16
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 22

 

[2257]

John Egbert - 24
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 24
Jade Harley - 20
Aradia Megido - 23
Tavros Nitram - 21
Sollux Captor - 21
Karkat Vantas - 24
Nepeta Leijon - 21
Kanaya Maryam - 21
Terezi Pyrope - 21
Vriska Serket - 21
Equius Zahhak - 22
Gamzee Makara - 23
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 21
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 23
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 20
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 20
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 22
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 20
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 19
Dad - 22
Mom - 20
Bro - 22
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 20
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 22
Jadesprite - 16
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 22

 

[Smashley]

John Egbert - 24
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 24
Jade Harley - 20
Aradia Megido - 23
Tavros Nitram - 21
Sollux Captor - 21
Karkat Vantas - 24
Nepeta Leijon - 21
Kanaya Maryam - 21
Terezi Pyrope - 21
Vriska Serket - 22
Equius Zahhak - 22
Gamzee Makara - 23
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 21
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 23
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 20
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 20
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 22
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 20
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 19
Dad - 22
Mom - 20
Bro - 22
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 19
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 22
Jadesprite - 16
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 22

 

[2257]

John Egbert - 24
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 24
Jade Harley - 20
Aradia Megido - 23
Tavros Nitram - 21
Sollux Captor - 21
Karkat Vantas - 24
Nepeta Leijon - 21
Kanaya Maryam - 21
Terezi Pyrope - 21
Vriska Serket - 22
Equius Zahhak - 22
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 21
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 23
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 20
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 20
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 22
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 20
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 19
Dad - 22
Mom - 20
Bro - 22
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 19
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 22
Jadesprite - 16
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 22

 

[Smashley]

John Egbert - 25
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 25
Jade Harley - 20
Aradia Megido - 23
Tavros Nitram - 21
Sollux Captor - 21
Karkat Vantas - 24
Nepeta Leijon - 21
Kanaya Maryam - 21
Terezi Pyrope - 21
Vriska Serket - 22
Equius Zahhak - 22
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 21
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 23
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 20
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 20
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 22
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 20
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 19
Dad - 22
Mom - 20
Bro - 22
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 19
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 22
Jadesprite - 16
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 22

 

[QuizmoManiac]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!
LEMONSNOUT!!!!

John Egbert - 25
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 25
Jade Harley - 20
Aradia Megido - 23
Tavros Nitram - 21
Sollux Captor - 21
Karkat Vantas - 24
Nepeta Leijon - 21
Kanaya Maryam - 21
Terezi Pyrope - 21
Vriska Serket - 22
Equius Zahhak - 22
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 21
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 23
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 20
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 22
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 20
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 19
Dad - 22
Mom - 20
Bro - 22
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 19
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 22
Jadesprite - 16
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 22
Lemonsnout

 

[Dr. Javelin]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!
LEMONSNOUT!!!!

Ok, no.

Spoiler

John Egbert - 25
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 25
Jade Harley - 20
Aradia Megido - 23
Tavros Nitram - 21
Sollux Captor - 21
Karkat Vantas - 24
Nepeta Leijon - 21
Kanaya Maryam - 21
Terezi Pyrope - 21
Vriska Serket - 22
Equius Zahhak - 22
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 21
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 24
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 20
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 22
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 20
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 19
Dad - 22
Mom - 20
Bro - 23
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 19
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 22
Jadesprite - 16
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 22
Lemonsnout

 

[Smashley]

John Egbert - 25
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 25
Jade Harley - 20
Aradia Megido - 23
Tavros Nitram - 21
Sollux Captor - 21
Karkat Vantas - 24
Nepeta Leijon - 21
Kanaya Maryam - 21
Terezi Pyrope - 21
Vriska Serket - 22
Equius Zahhak - 22
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 21
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 24
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 20
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 22
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 20
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 19
Dad - 22
Mom - 20
Bro - 23
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 19
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 15
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 22
Jadesprite - 15
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 22

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I have to say that Nannasprite is better than Jaspersprite IMO. But whatever.

Also the White Queen is such a flat character that she deserves death before the others.

John Egbert - 25
Rose Lalonde - 23
Dave Strider - 25
Jade Harley - 20
Aradia Megido - 23
Tavros Nitram - 21
Sollux Captor - 21
Karkat Vantas - 24
Nepeta Leijon - 21
Kanaya Maryam - 21
Terezi Pyrope - 21
Vriska Serket - 22
Equius Zahhak - 22
Gamzee Makara - 25
Eridan Ampora - 21
Feferi Peixes - 21
Jack Noir/Spades Slick - 24
Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog - 22
Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcar - 20
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce - 20
Wayward Vagabond/Warweary Villein - 22
Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress - 20
Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade - 20
Windswept Questant/White Queen - 18
Dad - 22
Mom - 20
Bro - 23
Becquerel - 20
Colonel Sassacre - 19
Lil' Cal - 20
Grandpa Harley - 20
Nannasprite - 16
Jaspersprite - 20
Davesprite - 22
Jadesprite - 15
Doc Scratch - 21
Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Snowman - 20
Lord English - 20
Andrew Hussie - 22