Crystal Defiance: A MarioWikian Tale

Gigaremo

Busy Hypnotising Pokemon
NOTE: This is probably going to be moved to Userpedia; however, nothing is certain. This is about the Mario Wiki, but it's also about the users, leaving me indecisive.

Trying to come up with a good name. The first one I'm trying is Crystal Defiance.

Anyone like it? Anyone hate it? Anyone actually going to post? We'll see.

Hello, people!
This is Giga, and today I'm going to be boring you to death saying some stuff about my upcoming...fanfiction? Eh, I’ll just call it a story.
This thing is about the Mario Wiki-as a nation! This is explained in the prologue. It features a full-on story, and an unfunny parody at the end. I'm accepting sign-ups to be in it.
I'm also going to use control/command-F codes to help you guys avoid excess scrolling, since I'm going to edit all future chapters into this post.

So...read the tutorial on the table of contents, then enjoy.
TABLE OF CONTENTS- (this is a demonstration of how the control-F thing will work)
In order to get to a certain chapter on this, step by step-
STEP 1-Discover if you are using a PC or a Mac.
STEP 2-If you are using a PC, hit control-F. If you are using a Mac, hit command-F. (Command is the little apple icon next to the wierd shape with the squares and circles.)
STEP 3-In the window that pops up, type in the code that corresponds to the chapter you want to read. Hit Enter/return or click the button.
STEP 4-Find the second time the code appears on the list, then double-click it.
STEP 5-Happy reading!

Prologue-
CODE: R1K5Y
Main Story
Chapter One
CODE: PT416
Parody
Part one: The annoying Race

Section One:
CODE: PAL8R
Sign-ups:
CODE: MILRK
Use this code to skip to the replies: F20OS
R1K5Y
Mini-Prologue

In the year 3013...

Humans have been on this planet for many years now; however, the previous 1,000 years have marked major advances in their technology. Perhaps the most notable of these is the virtual-reality program, called Simudrive. Simudrive works in a special way. One person, called the Host, creates a world, with a recent fad making most based off of some thousand-year old Internet website. A large amount of people then enter and live in this world, and, upon death in it, are taken from the Simudrive world and stuck in another one. Occasionally, several worlds are combined. With the recent fad, where the worlds are based off of old, large websites, the data on the website is stored in books and are the most precious resource of the Simudrive world. The people living in the world take the names of people who contributed to the massive amount of data on the website. Afterwards, random terrain is generated, and the data is split into small bits. Each bit of data is then stored in a town; the towns are separated by a random amount of wilderness. The people begin to expand the towns, and the world becomes as exciting as Earth itself was. One group of hosts decided to create worlds based on the Nintendo-game based wikis, and then combined them to form a giant country called NIWA. NIWA combined with many other, much smaller worlds, making it the biggest world by far.
Since the founding of the MarioWiki, the first world in the NIWA created, six years have passed. And one of the biggest events in its history is about to begin...
PT416-Plot Ideas
What better way to convey plot ideas than to write the first chapter of a story itself? I don't want to put any other users in this story without their permission, so this chapter only contains two characters who actually have names.

Chapter One
The assassin moved quickly through the shadow, careful to remain unseen. Looking at his sleeping victim, he nodded once to himself. Quickly yet surely, he plunged the knife into the victim's throat. The victim made no sound, then suddenly vanished.
Gigaremo was abruptly woken by a knife in his throat. He quickly vanished, and reappeared outside of the Awards Mafia building, thanks to the virtual reality systems that ran throughout it. Ugh! he thought, annoyed. I never got to tell the others the news about the person I checked. I was so tired... Suddenly, two and two equaled four as his brain figured out what had happened. I was drugged! He shook his head and walked away. Now that I'm dead in Awards Mafia, the festivities are over for me. It's time to go home. Remembering his fourth-place finish in the battling tournament, he smiled to himself .Fourth! And I expected to die in the first round! But now it's over. He strode over to the hotel he was staying in. Several people tilted their hats in respect to him for his great finish in the battling tourney. Am I that famous? As he reached the hotel (called Awards Inn,) he noticed one particularly enthusiastic person running to greet him. Oh no...
“Giga! Giga! Hi! Good job in the tournament! I liked seeing you on TV! How’d you lose to O4A? Hey, I’m hungry. Have any chicken or something I could nom on? I’m really hungry…why are you here? Did you win awards mafia? Good job! I knew you would win! I mean, you’re my brother, and you’re awesome for that! Who were the—”
“Mini, could you be quiet for a second? My eardrums are already hurting,” Giga replied, annoyed.
“Sorry, bro. But I’m really, really hungry. You have anything I can eat? My favorite food is chicken, followed by fruit—”
“Dude, I know what your favorite food is. You’ve pestered me about it ever since you could talk.”
“Sorry, but you know—”
“Don’t even talk about it,” Giga snapped, fed up with his brother’s blabbering. “And for your information, I LOST Awards Mafia, and I’m going home now.”
“Can I come?”
“You ask the stupidest questions. Of course you can! I mean, I can’t just leave you behind here, can I?”
“Oh.” For once, Miniremo shut up, giving Giga a time to think. How am I going to get home? Mini and I can’t make the journey alone. But hiring escorts is costly, and I don’t think I’ll get my share of the awards. Unless…
“I’m hungry…Stop standing there and give me food!”
“Mini, I’m trying to think! Can you shut up for one minute? You’re eight years old now. Get your own food!” Miniremo gulped, opened his mouth, and then closed it again. He then walked off to the dining section of the inn. Giga, moving quickly to avoid another confrontation with his blabbermouth brother, took the stairs to his room on the third floor. Gathering his supplies, Giga then proceeded to the town square and put up a flyer on the billboard, whispering what it said to himself as he did it.
“Need escorts. To Capita City. Reward: A battle with the 4th place finisher, Giga. NOTE: Annoying brother coming. Bring earmuffs. Also, goes through snowy terrain. Bring necessary supplies.
Meanwhile, a stranger, cloaked in shadow, watched the proceedings eagerly. The mysterious fellow rubbed his hands together eagerly.
“This’ll be easy money,” he muttered to himself, running swiftly away. “Now to plan my attack.”

PAL8R
Parody Version-

NOTE: This is done in script form.
NOTE 2: This will probably be awful and totally not-funny. :P

Part One: The Annoying Race
Section One: Leaving Town

Giga: The awards festivities are over!
Mini: Yay! Now I can annoy you!
Giga: Aah! *runs away*
Mini: YAY ANNOYING YAY
Cow: *stares*
Giga: Holy cow! *runs over to Chocolate Store*
Guy: Hi! I'm Pyroguy the Chocolate guy!
Giga: Can I buy one big bomb to blow up little brothers?
Pyroguy: We’re getting a new shipment of those in…14 and 1/2 years. *farts*
Mini: French fries!
Giga: What was that?
Pyroguy: Whoever smelt it dealt it!
Giga: -_- That’s not what I meant.
Mini: *walks over*
Giga: AAH! DON’T EAT ME! EAT SQUIDWARD!
Squidward: Wait, what?
Mini: I don’t want to eat you!
Giga: Oh yeah! You want to maliciously tear me apart bit by bit!
Mini: *guilty look*
Pyroguy: So do you want to buy anything?
Giga: How ‘bout a stink bomb?
Pyroguy: Make one yourself. You did cut the cheese, and that’s Step One of building a-
Giga: SHUT UP.
Mini: *slips whoopee cushion under Giga’s chair*
Giga: Time to go! *walks outside*
Squidward: *sits on whoopee cushion*
PHBTTTTTT
Pyroguy: Eew.
MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE
Giga: I think I finally escaped from Mini!
Spongebob: Hi, have you seen Squidward?
Giga: He’s over there. *points at Mini* If Spongebob can annoy Squidward, he can annoy Mini.
Spongebob: Thanks! *runs over to Mini*
Mini: Hi!
Spongebob: HEEHEEHAYAHAYAYAYAYAY
Mini: Uhh…
Spongebob: *does weird laugh again
Cow: Mooooooo.
Pyroguy: That store smelled so bad that I had to leave. What’s going on here?
Cow: Mooooooo.
Giga: *leaves town* I think I finally escaped Dum-Dum land!
Cow: Mooooooo.
Spongebob: *does weird laugh again*
Pyroguy: Uhh…
Mini: Do it again!
Spongebob: *does weird laugh again*
Mini: Do it again!
Spongebob: *does weird laugh again*
Mini: Do it again!
Spongebob: *does weird laugh again*
Mini: Do it again!
Cow: Mooooooo.
Pyroguy: *punches cow* I’m going to leave now. *leaves.*
Cow: MOO-HOO-HOO! *eats Pyro*
Mini: Do it again!
Cow: MOO-HOO-HOO! *eats Spongebob*
MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE THE TOWN
Giga: I hope Mini is explosively annoyed by now!
INSIDE THE TOWN
Mini: Do it again!
Cow: *eats Mini*
Cow: Moooooooo.
Cow: Moooooooo.
Cow: Moooooooo.
Cow: *falls asleep*

MILRK

SIGN-UPS (you will appear in both the main story and the parody)
Main Character: Gigaremo
Little Brother: Miniremo (a.k.a. Giga)
The Escorts:
NOTE: These MUST be taken before Chapter 2 begins.
Position One: NSM
Position Two: Pokemon Master
Position Three: Dr. Javelin
Position Four:
Position Five:
Position Six:
Major Non-Escort Roles:
None open ATM.

Cameos/Minor Roles:
NOTE: These do NOT need to be taken for the next chapter.
Random Passerby:
Guy with his name on a billboard: Toad85
Miniremo’s friend:

Villains:
CLOSED
Assassin: Yoshiwaker

Really Dumb Roles:
CLOSED
Lunatic: Smashyer 101
Chocolate Store Guy: (parody only) Pyroguy
These are the only positions open so far.

Note that two of the escorts will get lost during the journey. They will be chosen at random, and may or may not find their way back to the group.





So, rate the stuff that's come out so far and sign up to be in the fanfiction. It's gonna be awful. I need all of the escorts to be signed up to start the next chapter.

NOTE: Some people who sign up will be required to answer a few questions about their characters via PM.

Don't read the small text. What you don't know won't hurt you.
DISCLAIMER: By signing up, you give me permission to abuse your personality in any way I want.
F20OS
 

Gigaremo

Busy Hypnotising Pokemon
Re: Gigaremo makes a story! :O

Dr. Mario said:
Uh...ok. (I've been on here four months and I still haven't figured out what that means ._.)
Olimar said:
I guess I'll be position 1 escort
Accepted.
 

Gigaremo

Busy Hypnotising Pokemon
Re: Gigaremo makes a story! :O

Just skip to the parody if you want to. It's a lot less to read then the main thing although you'll get bored to death with the stupid jokes I stuck in there..
 

Smasher

Smasher
Forum Moderator
Chat Operator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Awards Committee
Re: Gigaremo makes a story! :O

I'll be the Lunatic for no real reason.
 

Gigaremo

Busy Hypnotising Pokemon
Re: Gigaremo makes a story! :O

Uh...interesting. I would have made you the lunatic anyway
And accepted.
 

Gigaremo

Busy Hypnotising Pokemon
Re: Gigaremo makes a story! :O

If I want?
Uhh...ok. I don't want.
Accepted.
 

Ernest Fine

Dreamboat
Chat Operator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Forum Mod
Retired Wiki Staff
Re: MrConcreteDonkey Giga Story

I wanna be MCD!
 

Gigaremo

Busy Hypnotising Pokemon
Re: *EPIC NAME GOES HERE* Giga Story

caligulasAquarium said:
I want to be the assassin.
Sure. Accepted.
babyElectric said:
I want to be the choclate guy.
He only appears in the first chapter of the parody. You really want to be him? (I'll change his name to yours, but then you can't take any other roles.)
MrConcreteDonkey said:
I wanna be MCD!
There's no spot called MCD. :P
 

Toad85

MarioKartRPG
Re: Giga's Story (No Title)

I'll be the guy on the Billboard. I can see it now: "Toad85's Simudrive Emporium"!
 

Gigaremo

Busy Hypnotising Pokemon
Re: Giga's Story (No Title)

@pyro Dude, that's the bomb store guy, but whatever. I'll make him chocolate to make you happy.
Toad85 said:
I'll be the guy on the Billboard. I can see it now: "Toad85's Simudrive Emporium"!
Lol...that's probably going to be what it says. Also, people who make small cameo appearances can reappear with more major roles. (E.g. Chapter 2: Toad85's Inn on billboard
Chapter 5: "let's stay at Toad85's inn!")
And accepted.

I also need some of the more major spots filled up before I can start the next chapter.
 

Gigaremo

Busy Hypnotising Pokemon
Re: What the hell do I call this? (Giga's Story)

I should bump this :)O double post-but the rules say I can do it after 3 days of no replies) before it dies.

Alright people, post! I need sign-ups to do the next chapter.

EDIT: If nobody posts, I'll change the name to try and attract more people.
 

Toad85

MarioKartRPG
Re: What the hell do I call this? (Giga's Story)

I don't have anything specific, but why not name the title after an object that has little to no importance to the plotline, but has sentimental value and somehow literally provides strength and confidence to the hero and/or is the reason behind the villain's defeat?
 

Gigaremo

Busy Hypnotising Pokemon
Re: What the hell do I call this? (Giga's Story)

Doofenshmirtz Evil said:
I don't have anything specific, but why not name the title after an object that has little to no importance to the plotline, but has sentimental value and somehow literally provides strength and confidence to the hero and/or is the reason behind the villain's defeat?
I was going to name it after an object that causes an extreme amount of trouble for the protagonists due to someone's stupidity.
 

Gigaremo

Busy Hypnotising Pokemon
Re: What the hell do I call this? (Giga's Story)

So yeah....You guys want me to name the story Mac Guffin?

Anyways, I'm actually going to try out a couple names and give it one tomorrow.
 

Toad85

MarioKartRPG
Re: What the hell do I call this? (Giga's Story)

-21 said:
So yeah....You guys want me to name the story Mac Guffin?

Anyways, I'm actually going to try out a couple names and give it one tomorrow.
No, a Mac Guffin is what I was describing before.
 

Gigaremo

Busy Hypnotising Pokemon
Re: What the hell do I call this? (Giga's Story)

New name time!

Maybe it'll actually get some new people to post so that I can get this dumb thing rolling.
 
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