Hurt and Heal: Runner-Up Edition (vol. 1)

I wanted to give them even numbered health points.

Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 10
Hermione Granger: 20
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 24
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 10
Hermione Granger: 20
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26 :mad:
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 10
Hermione Granger: 20
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
I've had enough of people not liking what I like in these games. I'm going for it.

Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 24
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 10
Hermione Granger: 20
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Don't expect to achieve your goal, then.

Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 10
Hermione Granger: 20
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
We had a deal, Smasher. You broke it. This means Lucario will die.

Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 24
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 10
Hermione Granger: 20
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
What the hell are you talking about? Javelin broke it, not me.

Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 10
Hermione Granger: 20
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Does "I won't hurt Toad and will protect him if he's hurt" ring a bell?

Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 8
Hermione Granger: 20
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
He's in danger quite yet. As soon as he is I plan on saving him and taking him to the final 3.

Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 8
Hermione Granger: 18
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Oh....ok. Your definition of "in danger" must be different than mine. Deal intact.

Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 8
Hermione Granger: 16
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
The underlined guys are the ones I want to keep alive.

Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26

Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 8
Hermione Granger: 14
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Here's my list:

Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 6
Hermione Granger: 14
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 6
Hermione Granger: 12
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 4
Hermione Granger: 12
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
It sucks to see the Beavers die. It was such a wonderful show.

Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 4
Hermione Granger: 10
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 4
Hermione Granger: 8
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 4
Hermione Granger: 6
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Giving the Beavers a second chance.

Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 6
Hermione Granger: 6
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 6
Hermione Granger: 4
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 6
Hermione Granger: 2
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Kill Hermione.

(You can go ahead and kill the Beavers, I won't stop you)

Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 6
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 24
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 6
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Lucario is terribly underrated.

Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 6
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
Koopa Troopa: 19
Lucario: 26
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 23
The Angry Beavers: 2
Perry the Platypus: 27
Commander Data: 25
 
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