Hurt and Heal: Runner-Up Edition (vol. 1)

Koopa Troopa: 23
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Spongebob Squarepants: 20
The Angry Beavers: 29
Crash Bandicoot: 10
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 24
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 23
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Spongebob Squarepants: 20
The Angry Beavers: 27
Crash Bandicoot: 10
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 24
Commander Data: 27
 
Wait where did Toad go he isn't dead

Koopa Troopa: 23
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 25
Spongebob Squarepants: 18
The Angry Beavers: 27
Crash Bandicoot: 10
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 24
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 23
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 25
Spongebob Squarepants: 18
The Angry Beavers: 25
Crash Bandicoot: 10
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 24
Commander Data: 27
 
Kill Spongebob, Crash, Falcon, Koopa, and Patrick, then we'll go from there.

Koopa Troopa: 23
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 25
Spongebob Squarepants: 18
The Angry Beavers: 27
Crash Bandicoot: 10
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 24
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 23
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 25
Spongebob Squarepants: 18
The Angry Beavers: 27
Crash Bandicoot: 8
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 24
Commander Data: 27
 
Spongebob's great, just my least favorite guy on the list.

Koopa Troopa: 23
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 25
Spongebob Squarepants: 16
The Angry Beavers: 27
Crash Bandicoot: 8
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 24
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 23
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 25
Spongebob Squarepants: 16
The Angry Beavers: 27
Crash Bandicoot: 6
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 24
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 23
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 25
Spongebob Squarepants: 16
The Angry Beavers: 27
Crash Bandicoot: 4
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 24
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 23
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 25
Spongebob Squarepants: 16
The Angry Beavers: 27
Crash Bandicoot: 2
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 24
Commander Data: 27
 
fffff didn't mean to heal Crash

He's doomed anyway, so...

Koopa Troopa: 23
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 25
Spongebob Squarepants: 16
The Angry Beavers: 27
Crash Bandicoot: 2
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 24
Commander Data: 27