<Raven_Effect>: I love some of the explanations for things like the Loch Ness Monster
<DinnerBrock>: sure
<DinnerBrock>: I love Loch Ness Monster
<Anton{Hypnotoad}>: oh geeze, lagged a lot
<Raven_Effect>: We need to devote our lives to finding things that probably don't exist and or are hoaxes or other creatures
<Raven_Effect>: DinnerBrock are you prepared to make that commitment
<DinnerBrock>: I have nothing better to do with my life.
<Raven_Effect>: Good we leave tomorrow
<Raven_Effect>: Smaser your coming ti
<Raven_Effect>: Smasher
<DinnerBrock>: smasher doesnt have a choice
<Raven_Effect>: Nope he's bait
<Smasher>: what
<Smasher>: no fuck that shit
<Raven_Effect>: You signed a contract
Smasher ties himself to a rocket
Raven_Effect stops the rocket
Smasher flies to mars
Raven_Effect ties up Smasher
Raven_Effect points out he stopped the rocket
Smasher flies to mars anyway
Raven_Effect hits Smasher with a rock and ties him up
Smasher dies
Raven_Effect brings Smasher back to life to use him as bait
Smasher dies again
Smasher really doesn
Smasher really doesn't want to be bait*
Raven_Effect makes Smasher immortal and tells him that it's in his contract
Smasher dies anyway!
Smasher also didn't sign a contract
Raven_Effect calls Smasher a pussy
<apocalypseArisen>: wat
Raven_Effect shows Smasher the contract
Smasher sees a fake signature
Raven_Effect points out were in peru and that it doesn't matter
<Smasher>: ..this is crash's handwriting >
Smasher throws a rock at crash
Raven_Effect hits Smasher with a shovel while he's distracted
Smasher dies
Raven_Effect ties Smasher to a fishing hook casts him out than brings him back to life
Raven_Effect also breaks smashers bones
Smasher explodes
apocalypseArisen throws a stone cold at smasher
Raven_Effect rebuilds smasher
Smasher implodes
Raven_Effect builds a new smasher out of tape cookies and dice
Raven_Effect hits Smasher with a mop
<DinnerBrock>: we can rebuild him
<DinnerBrock>: we have the technology
<DinnerBrock>: we can make him stronger
<Raven_Effect>: I ALREADY REBUILT HIM
<DinnerBrock>: faster
<DinnerBrock>: more succulent bait
Smasher melts and can never be repaired
<DinnerBrock>: WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!!
Raven_Effect travels back in time and prevents Smasher from melting
DinnerBrock rebuilds smasher, adding in all the latest top notch bait features
Smasher melts
<DinnerBrock>: TOO LATE!
<DinnerBrock>: YOU ARE BAIT!!
Raven_Effect points out Smasher is meltman
<Raven_Effect>: Smasher you are melt man you have the power to melt
<DinnerBrock>: And one of the features of being bait is that even if you melt you can be restored whole!!
Smasher eats DinnerBrock
Raven_Effect gives Smasher a cupcake in exchange for being bait
<Smasher>: mmm dinner
<Smasher>: cupcakes so sweet and ta*shot*
Raven_Effect pets Smasher
<Crocodile_Dippy>: my sister makes the best cupcakes
Smasher dies
<Raven_Effect>: Damn it Dippy you startled the Smasher there very Shy
