Re: chatroom posts
[17:32] <_1337Yoshi> English muffins arent muffins wtf
[17:32] <SMIDEL_CAPSTRO> YES
[17:32] <Mr_SG> LOL, I thought of Jorge then
[17:32] <SMIDEL_CAPSTRO> THAT'S LIKE SAYING PIRATE GOOMBAS AREN'T GOOMBAS
[17:32] <SMIDEL_CAPSTRO> OR TOASTERS DON'T TOAST TOAST
[17:32] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> They don't toast toast.
[17:32] <SMIDEL_CAPSTRO> YES
[17:32] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> They toast bread.
[17:32] <SMIDEL_CAPSTRO> ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST
[17:32] <SMIDEL_CAPSTRO> ...OR IS IT THE BAGEL?
[17:32] <_1337Yoshi> You're wrong, Gyroid.
[17:32] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> Toast is what you get when you toast bread.
[17:32] <SMIDEL_CAPSTRO> ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST!
[17:33] <SMIDEL_CAPSTRO> END OF DISCUSSION!
[17:33] <_1337Yoshi> The Enclosed Instruction Book deems you incorrect.
[17:33] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> How can you toast toast?
[17:33] <SMIDEL_CAPSTRO> WELL, YOU SEE,
[17:33] <SMIDEL_CAPSTRO> ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST
[17:33] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> Toast must be toasted before it is toast.
[17:33] <SMIDEL_CAPSTRO> SO, THEREFORE, ALL TOASTERS, TOAST TOAST.
[17:33] <SMIDEL_CAPSTRO> YES, AND ALL TOASTERS DO TOAST TOAST.
[17:34] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> Why would you toast toast if toast has already been toasted?
[17:34] <SMIDEL_CAPSTRO> BECAUSE TOASTERS TOAST TOAST.
[17:34] <Super-Yoshi|netplay> ...
[17:34] <Super-Yoshi|netplay> f***
[17:34] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> This doesn't even make sense anymore.
[17:34] <_1337Yoshi> ...I think you just broke my brain.
[17:34] <Super-Yoshi|netplay> Sonic Rocks is BACK
[17:34] <Super-Yoshi|netplay> 1337 help me
[17:34] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> Sraly
[17:34] <SMIDEL_CAPSTRO> HAHAHA
[17:34] *** SMIDEL_CAPSTRO is now known as BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY
[17:34] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> What
[17:34] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> HEAD ASPLOSION
[17:35] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> Er...\
[17:35] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> Whats the point of toasting toast?
[17:35] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> WELL, SINCE TOASTERS TOAST TOAST, TOASTERS WOUL TOAST THE TOAST IF TOASTING THE TOASTED TOAST, TOASTING THE TOAST.
[17:35] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> WOULD*
[17:35] * Mr_SG 's brain asplodes
[17:36] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> You basically just said that toasters toast toast because toast is toast.
[17:36] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> YES. LOGICAL, AIN'T IT?
[17:37] <_1337Yoshi> Dammit guys
[17:37] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> WHAT?
[17:37] <Mr_SG> HEAD ASPLOSION!
[17:37] <_1337Yoshi> toasters toast toast because the enclosed instruction book says so
[17:37] <Mr_SG> True
[17:37] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> ...OR IS IT THE BAGEL?
[17:37] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> THIS SHOULD BE POSTED IN THE "CHATROOM POSTS" ON THE FORUMS.
[17:37] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> lol
[17:37] <Mr_SG> Yeah
[17:38] <Mr_SG> Wait
[17:38] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> I thought the purpose of the toaster was to convert bread into toast.
[17:38] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> NO! TOASTERS TOAST THE TOAST
[17:38] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> So if you put toast in a toaster, what do you get?
[17:38] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> TOAST
[17:38] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> BECAUSE TOASTERS TOAST TOAST.
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[17:38] <Mr_SG> Toaster can not toast toast because toasted toast can not be toasted because it is already toast
[17:39] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> YOU'RE WRONG SIR.
[17:39] <Mr_SG> No
[17:39] <Mr_SG> You're wrong
[17:39] <Mr_SG> :>
[17:39] *** sparce|mabinogi is now known as sparce
[17:39] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> I AM NOT. IF I BE WRONG, HOW CAN TOASTERS TOAST TOAST?
[17:39] <Mr_SG> That's the thing, they can't
[17:40] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> Why would you use toasters then?
[17:40] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> BECAUSE TOASTERS TOAST TOAST.
[17:40] <Mr_SG> To make toast
[17:40] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> You basically add your electrival bill to turn toast into toast.
[17:40] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> THE MAMA WEEGEEAN THEOREM: ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST.
[17:40] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> lol
[17:40] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> YES, BECAUSE ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST.
[17:40] <Mr_SG> But toast can not be toasted if it is already toast
[17:40] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> YES, BECAUSE ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST.
[17:40] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK IMPLIES IT.
[17:41] <Denesetsu_No_Gyroid> Wait....
[17:41] <Mr_SG> They toast bread, not toast
[17:41] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> YES, ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST.
[17:41] <Mr_SG> That's like saying you can freeze ice
[17:41] <Mr_SG> But ice already frozen
[17:41] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> YOU'VE GOT A POINT THERE, I MUST HOWEVER TELL YOU THAT ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST.
[17:42] <Mr_SG> Damnit, you can't do to something that has already been done
[17:42] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> YEP.
[17:42] <Mr_SG> Well not in that case
[17:42] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> YOU CAN...
[17:42] <Mr_SG> No
[17:42] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> YES, BECAUSE ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST.
[17:42] <Mr_SG> You can't
[17:42] *** Super-Yoshi|netplay is now known as Super-Yoshi
[17:42] <Mr_SG> OBJECTION
[17:42] <_1337Yoshi> When you put bread in the toaster, the Enclosed Instruction Book destroys the bread and replaces it with toast.
[17:43] <Mr_SG> NO WAI
[17:43] <_1337Yoshi> End of story.
[17:43] <Mr_SG> The bread becomes toast
[17:43] <_1337Yoshi> Then the toaster toasts the toast.
[17:43] <Mr_SG> because the enclosed instruction turns it into toast
[17:43] <_1337Yoshi> The bread is sacrificed to the enclosed instruction book.
[17:43] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> SO THEREFORE, ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST.
[17:44] <Mr_SG> Toast is basically mildly burned bread
[17:44] <Mr_SG> :>
[17:44] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> YES.
[17:44] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> TOAST IS MADE FROM TOAST BY TOASTERS, YOU PESKY PLUMBER.
[17:44] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> NOW, I HOPE YOU'VE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI,.
[17:44] <Mr_SG> ...
[17:44] <Mr_SG> I obviosly can't win
[17:44] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> WIN?
[17:45] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> YOU CAN'T DEFEAT THE TRUTH, WHICH IS, ALL TOASTERS, TOAST TOAST.
[17:45] <Mr_SG> The enclosed instruction book sucks
[17:45] <Mr_SG> :|
[17:45] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> WELL, LOOKS ARE DECIEVING, WHEN KOOPAS ARE INVOLVED.
[17:45] <BRAINBREAKER_CAPPY> BUT DON'T LET THEM FOOL YOU.