<LN1>: Guys, there was a freaking slug in my room
<Samus|Berserk1>: use salt
<Anton{Worktoed}>: cool!
<Anton{Worktoed}>: did you pet it?
<Anton{Worktoed}>: no don't salt it you amoral beast
<LN1>: No
Samus|Berserk1 is now known as Samus_Aran
<LN1>: I only contemplated it for about a minute
<Samus_Aran>: slugs are nasty
<Samus_Aran>: and UGLY
<LN1>: Then I told my mom it was there and she did something with it
<Anton{Worktoed}>: and they probably think the same of you
<Samus_Aran>: and very worthless enemies in the mother series
<Samus_Aran>: id agree with them
<Samus_Aran>: im pretty nasty and ugly too
<Pink_Boozooka>: mmm
<LN1>: My mom flushed the slug away
<Smasher>: rip slug
<Anton{Worktoed}>: your mother is a terrible person and I hope she falls into the toilet
Pink_Boozooka gives anton a chocolate swirlie
<Samus_Aran>: should have just tossed it outside
<LN1>: It was my mom who did it
<Anton{Worktoed}>: what is this chocolate swirlie
<Anton{Worktoed}>: is it
<Anton{Worktoed}>: a chocolate milkshake!!!
<LN1>: Also, my mom raised me for 14 years.
<Pink_Boozooka>: when you take a shit in the toilet, dunk someone's head in, and flush
<LN1>: And the flush doesn't mean the slug died
<Samus_Aran>: damn you're young
<LN1>: Or does it
<MrConcreteDonkey>: well done
<Anton{Worktoed}>: I figured it was that but milkshakes are better
<Anton{Worktoed}>: go get me one please
<Anton{Worktoed}>: well it depends
<Samus_Aran>: lol how fitting
<Anton{Worktoed}>: where does your toilet water go
<LN1>: To the sewers
<Anton{Worktoed}>: septic tank or municipal system
<Pink_Boozooka>: to hell
<Anton{Worktoed}>: it might survive
<Anton{Worktoed}>: unless it drowns
<Anton{Worktoed}>: depends on what kind of slug it is