Improv Game: HOEDOWN!


Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.
What I'll do is give you a subject, and you have to think of a clever hoedown for it. I pick the best one, and THEY pick the next category. Let's start with the subject....The Nintendo 64! As an example of a hoedown, here's one:

The N64, it was really great
The PS1, it was its sparring mate
And then Sega went in, trying to be cool
Out of the 3, the N64, not a fool

No offense to Sega or Sony.


a rhinestone cowboy
Okay, are you ready?

The N64 had great games,
It put the PS1 to shame.
Mario Cart, Donkey Kong and Pokemon Coleseum 2!
Let's go play Mario Party! Ye-hooo!

Time Turner

You are filled with determination. (R/GD/TT)
In 1996 we got the N64.
It may have been the last, it might not have sold more,
But it have our favorite characters,
Do you really want more?


Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.
Well, I guess I can't really update this thread
That is something that I really really dread
I really have to question, all that I know how
cause when I look at this thread, I feel just like a cow.