Edit every quote above you

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

I was reading a hilarious game in this part of the forum, but then it go wrong and nobody posted on it since 2008, so instead of doing necropost, I decided to re-create the game. You just have to quote the user above you (in this case me) and change some parts of what he said, or she, then add something, answering to it, or just some random thing. Then, the next user to post has to quote all of the user's above post, without erasing anything, and then do the same, edit the whole thing and add something.
Of course, when the quote pyramid gets too big, someone will start off again.

Example
User 1: Cheese is good, but people like screwing up it.
User 2:

Cheese sucks as hell, and people like burning up it.

Then why do you eat something that burns you?
-----------------------
And now, I will start with the first phrase:
--------------------------------------
I heard that Yoshi has taken over all of Bowser's kingdom

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

I heard that Yoshi has taken over Bill Clinton's bathroom

Why would he do that?

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

I heard that Obama has taken over Bill Clinton's wife

Why I can't do that too?

Woah, I never knew you wanted to do cheating, lol.

 

[Garlic Man]

I heard that Osama has taken over Bill Cosby's life

Why can't I brew that stew?

Woah, I never knew you wanted to do crack, lol.

Don't do drugs, kids.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

I killed Bin Landen's cat made of Bill Cosby's brain

Why can I blow but not screw?

Woah, I never knew you wanted to coock , lel.

Do stupid videogames, teenagers.

But I don't want to work at Polystation.

 

[MCD]

I killed Bin Laden with Cosby's grain.

Why can I explode but not headasplosion?

Woah, I never knew you wanted to cook Bin Laden, asdf.

Do stupid videogames, elderly citizens.

But I want to work at Wal-Mart.

Why?

Also, this game will create quote mountains, so we have to stop at some point.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

I smashed Bin Laden with Cody's coin.

Why can I stay froze but not eat ice?

Wow, I always knew you wanted to freeze an asdf.

Don't stupidize stupidly stupid things, elderly thiefs.

But I want screw up DC Comics.

Because?

Cause I don't like comics, they exagerate everything (and when I say everything, I mean front, back, left, right)

 

[Not A]

I created Hawaii with Adam's Apple

Where do you get this from?

asdfghjkl;

Don't intelligently create something intelligent stupid

But I want screw up ****

Me too!

Not me, cause I don't like ****, they excavate everything (and when I say everything, I mean everything)

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane...

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

I destroyed Washington without Bowser's help

Where do you don't get the weapon to do that?

Alabama

Do intelligently do nothing to make Waluigi stupidly not stupid

But I won't blow up anything

I want to!

Never mind, cause I like cats, they never do anything (When I say anything, I don't mean anything, instead, I do mean everything that's not anything)

Look down in the hell, it's a demon, or a fireball...

Then just dodge the attack. It's dinner time!