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  1. Doc von Schmeltwick

    Your headcanons

    Pansers are the nightmares of enemies beaten by the fire flower.
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    i also borncom Mario
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    Eyy DragonHeadPlant Lack of teeth makes me think of the Sunshine ones.
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    Gah textured-on eyes are not his style
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    It's just carrying a Mask Koopa'ss mask.
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    Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

    And even that makes more sense than "stealing" King Kong from the Empire State Building.
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    To be fair they aren't pairing characters off in general much anymore.
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    I didn't need to see cosplayers reenacting dino intimacy
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    Also he's balding
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    "To adopt advanced technology." "To rank first among similar products." "To denounce the evils of truth and love." "To extend our reach to the stars above."
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    Considering how unknown they were to generally anybody at the time, it really seems like a stretch.
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    Resembles a Dodongo (Snake) from Link's Awakening. Beaten the same way, too. It might just be a really short millipede, an isopod, or the aforementioned tardigrade, though.
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    A type of 3D modelling view which flattens out the contours of the model at the expense of any and all depth.
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    Mario pictures

    There was that radio Toad colored like that in PM64, too To say nothing of all the mushroom girls in the old anime movie.
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    Mario pictures

    Was just posting them here haha
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    Today on "Wario's ass breaks the fabric of reality..."
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    It's only Fortran (the forerunner to the more modern Grand Dad) He had to cover himself with lights to try to stay hip with the kids.
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    OK, who recorded DK during his "private time?"
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    Mario ascends into a biblical cherub and begins unwillingly tickling random dinosaurs with his new wings
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    Nintendo Direct Thread (Do NOT post here unless one is announced)

    I was distracted by how much the princess looked like Johnny Test in a dress.
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    Your headcanons

    Well since the pipes connect to plumbing, that might explain the bricks.
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    "I'm Popeye the saaaaailor Mario! (Toot toot!)" (And yes I know Popeye's connection to Mario's design roots.)
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    Mario pictures

    The colored stamps have been ripped, and that smol Rosalina is just adorable
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    Mario pictures

    Soooooooo much dithering on the DKL one...Diddy looks moldy.
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    Mario pictures

    The main irony being Luigi absolutely destroys that game's difficulty curve.
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    Mini-ster Hand and Well-Adjusted-and-Sane Hand.
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    Mario pictures

    >Detail that can't even be seen at the game's resolution.
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    This looks cute until you realize how deformed his skull must be
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    Mario pictures

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    Mario pictures

    I just see a blank post .-.
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    Mario pictures

    For a second there I thought that Pianta girl had Toadsworth's head
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    That looks less like Mario font and more like Mickey Mouse font.
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    Mario pictures

    Close-up of a bee in Super Mario Sunshine (I didn't even realize they had heads, let alone faces) Source: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/mario/characters/sunshine/index.html
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    That just makes me think of this video segment.
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    Because his favorite Paper Mario character is Flurrie.
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    Some things are just not meant to have ears.
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    Mario pictures

    Chernabowser?
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    Mario pictures

    I like how they otherwise have the most amount of CPU points. And how a lot of the math implies negative points.
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    Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

    I'd honestly never realized that's what was going on, jeeze.
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    Mario pictures

    The Boo's actually wearing it pretty well, but I probably won't be able to look at a Thwomp without cracking up for a while.
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