One day, Miyamoto found a cartridge of Mario's Time Machine (SNES) and started playing it. However, when Miyamoto set the destination on the Timulator to 9000 BC, he was teleported there!
The country's cut into two, the red and the blue
Facebook's a toxic waste-dump
The Fox Friends are doting, the Russians are voting
And now there's a President Trum-
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