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  1. ClawgripFan9001

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    Unpopular opinions about the Mario series

    Given that Donkey Kong Barrel Blast bombed critically and financially in a similar vein to Sonic Free Riders, which was released the same year, Lanky most certainly did not have any style or grace in that game either.
  3. ClawgripFan9001

    Unpopular opinions about the Mario series

    He hasn't made an appearance in the Donkey Kong franchise since Barrel Blast was released around 2010, if that's any consolation.
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    It do be like that, yeah.

    It do be like that, yeah.
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    Yes.

    Yes.
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    Everyone is Mafia: December 2025 edition! (GAME IS OVER!)

    "Cor blimey, freed from the Eggman Empire's enslavement by the winner of this game, no less! You really have my gratitude now, ma'am, and even bigger congratulations to you on a well-earned victory!"
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    Everyone is Mafia: December 2025 edition! (GAME IS OVER!)

    "Well, looks like I didn't end up completing my objective after all. But hey, on the plus side, I'm now free from servitude to the Eggman Empire. And credit where credit's due, I want to congratulate Shy Guy on Wheels on a well-earned victory."
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    Everyone is Mafia: December 2025 edition! (GAME IS OVER!)

    "We're in the endgame now. Almost all targets have been scrapped, thus rendering my objective almost complete. Hopefully this shouldn't take much longer."
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    Everyone is Mafia: December 2025 edition! (GAME IS OVER!)

    "Almost all of the assigned targets have been scrapped. I'm very close to completing my objective and fulfilling the duty Dr. Eggman has assigned me to. Once I emerge victorious in this massacre, the Doctor will most likely assign me to be the enforcer of his Egg Carrier elite crew."
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    Everyone is Mafia: December 2025 edition! (GAME IS OVER!)

    "Half of the targets have been scrapped. Dr. Eggman will be pleased as punch to hear that, but there's still a good number of targets to be scrapped before my objective is fully complete."
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    Sorry to hear that, MD. Hope she gets well soon. ☹️

    Sorry to hear that, MD. Hope she gets well soon. ☹️
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    Everyone is Mafia: December 2025 edition! (GAME IS OVER!)

    "Fancy meeting you all here tonight. Just know that I'm going to emerge victorious in this game of conscience-free murder, for I have been sent here on behalf of the Eggman Empire with the objective of eliminating all targets that stand in the Empire's way of conquering the planet."
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    @Usnaristrasm1590 Give it a rest, boyo. This went down in May, so no need to touch upon it...

    @Usnaristrasm1590 Give it a rest, boyo. This went down in May, so no need to touch upon it anymore. It's like someone took a shit and buried it, and now you're trying to dig it back up. It's like, what's the point?
  14. ClawgripFan9001

    I would be shocked and delighted at the same time, especially if it means I'm getting all of...

    I would be shocked and delighted at the same time, especially if it means I'm getting all of Wario's abilities from that game.
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    @The 12 Days of Marimas Why is that? 😟

    @The 12 Days of Marimas Why is that? 😟
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    @Usnaristrasm1590 Don't go 'round like you're a Social Justice Warrior thinking that I get...

    @Usnaristrasm1590 Don't go 'round like you're a Social Justice Warrior thinking that I get offended by satire of my current profile theme, boy. I found the Family Guy clip quite amusing, actually, and I responded to it with a humorous in-character quote of my own. Don't speak for me like I can't...
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    TOO BAD, ART TIME. (Waluigi Time's art thread)

    Love how Shmwario's real self also has similarities to Wario, much like how Shmaluigi's real self has similarities to Waluigi. I'm also getting real J. Jonah Jamesson and Commissioner James Gordon vibes from the design. Plus, it really helps to finalize my headcanon of the late Captain Lou...
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    "Man, these people are dumb as shit. Glad I didn't have them with me while I was making my way...

    "Man, these people are dumb as shit. Glad I didn't have them with me while I was making my way to my land of milk and honeys."
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    The official name change announcement thread

    Rocksteady went on a Journey to the Promised Land alongside Moses.
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    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    It  would be kinda funny, since in Mario Party 5, Koopa Kid is capable of splitting himself up into three colored versions (Red, blue and green, respectively). And each of these three colored Koopa Kids would be Bowser's answer to Huey, Dewey and Louie Duck from Disney's Donald Duck cartoons.
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    It sure is. Size doesn't matter in these particular instances.

    It sure is. Size doesn't matter in these particular instances.
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    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    Why is Jolene's Juice Bar sprite from PM:TTYD described as casual attire on the Wiki? Sure, it's more "airy and comfortable" as opposed to her regular business suit. But I personally wouldn't call a fancy dress, heels and earbells "casual attire".
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    @monstrasm I stopped caring about Christmas beginning and ending whenever it wants, so why...

    @monstrasm I stopped caring about Christmas beginning and ending whenever it wants, so why should you care about the holiday greetings being done out of the way in late November?
  24. ClawgripFan9001

    Happy Thanksbirthday to you, Boo!

    Happy Thanksbirthday to you, Boo!
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    Seeing as how half-assed Nintendo was with their handling of Mario Strikers: Battle League, you...

    Seeing as how half-assed Nintendo was with their handling of Mario Strikers: Battle League, you can bet your Ultra Boots that they were gonna be this cheapskate-like with Mario Kart World. ☹️
  26. ClawgripFan9001

    Everyone is Mafia: December 2025 edition! (GAME IS OVER!)

    The die has been cast
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    It's just a case of teenage angst, my boy. It comes with the phase of life. But you'll manage to...

    It's just a case of teenage angst, my boy. It comes with the phase of life. But you'll manage to get through it, because I've had a messy teenagehood myself, but against all odds, I'm still here at the fresh new age of 27.
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    Many thanks for all the happy birthday wishes yesterday! You all made my day just that little...

    Many thanks for all the happy birthday wishes yesterday! You all made my day just that little bit more special in doing so!
  29. ClawgripFan9001

    What's Super Mario fans' thought about SMG4 series?

    Well, whatever the case, there's no use dwelling on it now, since the series is over, and the whole thing has been put out of its misery that its view-hungry loser creators let it suffer from in the first place.
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    My guess is they're merely just minions that Bowser modeled after himself in his own image. Just...

    My guess is they're merely just minions that Bowser modeled after himself in his own image. Just like the Moblin from the Legend of Zelda series, only the Koopa Kids/Mini Bowsers are semi-major characters specifically created for the earlier Mario Party games before deciding it made more sense...
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    Gee, I wonder why that is?

    Gee, I wonder why that is?
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    Happy Wikiversary indeed!

    Happy Wikiversary indeed!
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    I coulda  sworn that it was Reshiram.

    I coulda  sworn that it was Reshiram.
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    @Magolor It really adds to the whole vibe of Toby Fox having worked on the TTYD remake when he...

    @Magolor It really adds to the whole vibe of Toby Fox having worked on the TTYD remake when he never did in reality, haha.
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    @monstrasm [ATTACH]

    @monstrasm
  36. ClawgripFan9001

    I agree, there are lots of names that can be used for unisex naming, such as Alex, which can be...

    I agree, there are lots of names that can be used for unisex naming, such as Alex, which can be short for a multitude of names, Avery, Ashley, Leslie, Shannon, Vivian, Courtney, Robin, Cameron, and the list goes on. So I don't see why Jasper can't be a unisex name if all those other names can.
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    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    Brentalfloss asked this himself in his Super Mario Land 2 With Lyrics video back in 2015: "Since when did he have a castle at all?"
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    The more you know.

    The more you know.
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    I still remember when the very first NSMB game on the DS was new. Man, I'm old.

    I still remember when the very first NSMB game on the DS was new. Man, I'm old.
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    Whoa, are we gonna see the Hitchcock movie of the same name?! 😮

    Whoa, are we gonna see the Hitchcock movie of the same name?! 😮
  41. ClawgripFan9001

    Check out Fake News and Palette Swap in today's issue of The 'Shroom. My Mariosona will be...

    Check out Fake News and Palette Swap in today's issue of The 'Shroom. My Mariosona will be teaming up with not one, but two chefs to teach readers how to put together a mouth-watering November Lunch in Cooking Guide, Wallace Ulysses will be dishing out the political dirt from the Mushroom...
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    Awesome!

    Awesome!
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    And even if he did drown, he'd respawn and try again as long as he had extra lives.

    And even if he did drown, he'd respawn and try again as long as he had extra lives.
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    Or collect coins while underwater and his breath meter will also refill, albeit gradually.

    Or collect coins while underwater and his breath meter will also refill, albeit gradually.
  45. ClawgripFan9001

    I actually never play my regular Switch 1 in TV mode, and always play it on handheld mode. And...

    I actually never play my regular Switch 1 in TV mode, and always play it on handheld mode. And as such, I can play it on the go just fine. The loading station is just as relatively easy for me to bring wherever I go as well. Having access to electrical outlets to charge it in is another story...
  46. ClawgripFan9001

    What's Super Mario fans' thought about SMG4 series?

    If you don't even know what it means, then why did you say it in response to Fizzle's statement in the first place?
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    What's Super Mario fans' thought about SMG4 series?

    What the heck does that even mean?
  48. ClawgripFan9001

    @Boo1268 Yup, that's definitely true. While the animation and moral lessons haven't aged well...

    @Boo1268 Yup, that's definitely true. While the animation and moral lessons haven't aged well, the humor most definitely did.
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    Not gonna lie, this actually made me chuckle.

    Not gonna lie, this actually made me chuckle.
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    In my opinion, both Jimmy Neutron and Planet Sheen are bad series. Jimmy Neutron aged terribly...

    In my opinion, both Jimmy Neutron and Planet Sheen are bad series. Jimmy Neutron aged terribly in both its animation and the lessons it tried to teach, and Planet Sheen is just terrible for the fact that it took the worst side character from the original series and gave him his own series.
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