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  1. ClawgripFan9001

    I feel old knowing that 2013, 2014, 2015 and 2016 are all a decade ago now.

    I feel old knowing that 2013, 2014, 2015 and 2016 are all a decade ago now.
  2. ClawgripFan9001

    Happy birthday, Cloudwalker!

    Happy birthday, Cloudwalker!
  3. ClawgripFan9001

    In honor of this day, I suggest we all go for a swim at Camp Crystal Lake!

    In honor of this day, I suggest we all go for a swim at Camp Crystal Lake!
  4. ClawgripFan9001

    It sure is. It's like cologne of the freakin' gods.

    It sure is. It's like cologne of the freakin' gods.
  5. ClawgripFan9001

    That too, yeah. Cheap way from the programmers to "lock" the westside of Rogueport from players...

    That too, yeah. Cheap way from the programmers to "lock" the westside of Rogueport from players until "certain criteria for unlocking" have been met, looking back on it.
  6. ClawgripFan9001

    Her coarse and unpleasant attitude certainly isn't something to write home about, to say the least.

    Her coarse and unpleasant attitude certainly isn't something to write home about, to say the least.
  7. ClawgripFan9001

    It do be like that. For some reason, seeing fictional characters without their trademark hat...

    It do be like that. For some reason, seeing fictional characters without their trademark hat, glasses or mask on or whatever is always a surreal experience, just like hearing characters who are usually mute speak on occasion.
  8. ClawgripFan9001

    The official name change announcement thread

    Dale the Baby Turtle has left New Wikisburg to search for his parents, leaving ClawgripFan9001 to reclaim his position as his own profile theme!
  9. ClawgripFan9001

    Happy birthday to you as well, Sparks!

    Happy birthday to you as well, Sparks!
  10. ClawgripFan9001

    Hooray!

    Hooray!
  11. ClawgripFan9001

    Thanks, haha! I never expected to be on the silver screen at all in my lifetime, but I'm happy...

    Thanks, haha! I never expected to be on the silver screen at all in my lifetime, but I'm happy to be there all the same!
  12. ClawgripFan9001

    I say, go for it. Seeing how many people enjoy your written works for The 'Shroom, I'm sure that...

    I say, go for it. Seeing how many people enjoy your written works for The 'Shroom, I'm sure that there'd be enough interest in your poetry works as well.
  13. ClawgripFan9001

    Camwoodstock is now an administrator!

    Congratulations to you!
  14. ClawgripFan9001

    It most certainly is, including the friendly province of Friesland, the Netherlands.

    It most certainly is, including the friendly province of Friesland, the Netherlands.
  15. ClawgripFan9001

    What if Radar Scope was a success?

    According to a quick Google Search, it was an arcade shoot 'em up similar to Space Invaders, but from a three-dimensional perspective, released in 1980.
  16. ClawgripFan9001

    Issue 226

    Many thanks to those who voted last month's Close Encounters of the 'Shroom Kind section into a five-way tie for Fake News Section of the Month! I'm pleased to know that people liked the section enough to have it share the silver medal with four others on the Section of the Month leaderboard!
  17. ClawgripFan9001

    I've been there many times. Scorpions and tarantulas are pesky little rascals in Animal Crossing.

    I've been there many times. Scorpions and tarantulas are pesky little rascals in Animal Crossing.
  18. ClawgripFan9001

    Be sure to check out Palette Swap in today's 'Shroom lineup! After having set up the idea back...

    Be sure to check out Palette Swap in today's 'Shroom lineup! After having set up the idea back in September, @Jasperemy and I have finished working on a collab story of a star-studded slamfest between two friends and rivals within the Glitz Pit! All my regular sections are taking the month off...
  19. ClawgripFan9001

    Super Mario Land was a great trilogy on Game Boy before it was eventually killed off by Super...

    Super Mario Land was a great trilogy on Game Boy before it was eventually killed off by Super Mario 3D Land on the 3DS. SuperMarioLogan was a great YouTube channel before he eventually killed it by bringing in Jeffy, as well as letting himself get played like a puppet by toxic late Gen Z'ers and...
  20. ClawgripFan9001

    "If he shoots ya, you'll probably die." - Brent "Flossy Kong" Black, 2018 colorized

    "If he shoots ya, you'll probably die." - Brent "Flossy Kong" Black, 2018 colorized
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  22. ClawgripFan9001

    What the user above me said.

    What the user above me said.
  23. ClawgripFan9001

    Toenails take a longer time to grow in comparison to fingernails.

    Toenails take a longer time to grow in comparison to fingernails.
  24. ClawgripFan9001

    You must have some serious untreated autism, ADHD or other such spectrum related conditions to...

    You must have some serious untreated autism, ADHD or other such spectrum related conditions to be getting your knickers into a twist over the tiniest things like this, sonny. And that's seriously a problem.
  25. ClawgripFan9001

    The official name change announcement thread

     Moses successfully completed his journey to the Promised Land, where he was to witness the birth of Dale the Baby Turtle.
  26. ClawgripFan9001

    Happy New Year from me out here in The Netherlands.

    Happy New Year from me out here in The Netherlands.
  27. ClawgripFan9001

    I hate fireworks for those exact same reasons, and I learned to turn a deaf ear to them as much...

    I hate fireworks for those exact same reasons, and I learned to turn a deaf ear to them as much as I can on New Year's Eve. Because I learned in the past that if you start complaining about fireworks to the wrong folks, they'll deliberately start launching them near your place just to spite you.
  28. ClawgripFan9001

    @Usnaristrasm1590 And you can bet your boots there's gonna be many more of where that came from...

    @Usnaristrasm1590 And you can bet your boots there's gonna be many more of where that came from in 2026, and not all of that change is for better or for worse, so get used to it, boyo.
  29. ClawgripFan9001

    Happy St. Patrick's Day!

    Happy St. Patrick's Day!
  30. ClawgripFan9001

    See you in the New Year, mate!

    See you in the New Year, mate!
  31. ClawgripFan9001

    It do be like that some of these days.

    It do be like that some of these days.
  32. ClawgripFan9001

    Most of the time when I do collab stories for The 'Shroom, it's usually the other person who...

    Most of the time when I do collab stories for The 'Shroom, it's usually the other person who approaches me rather than the other way around. That's why I decided to turn things around on my collab with TheBlueCatMenace back in May and be the one to propose the idea of the collab instead.
  33. ClawgripFan9001

    A warm welcome to the Boards!

    A warm welcome to the Boards!
  34. ClawgripFan9001

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    The Star Spirits from Paper Mario being the game's hosts are what made me wanna buy Mario Party 5 in the first place. Haven't played the game in ages since buying it though, since my Gamecube controller is experiencing joystick drift and I dunno how to fix it.
  35. ClawgripFan9001

    Dry Dry Data

    What about the rare and elusive Poison Puff?
  36. ClawgripFan9001

    Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Birthday Jesus, Happy Holidays to all!

    Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Birthday Jesus, Happy Holidays to all!
  37. ClawgripFan9001

    If anything is "spoiled as heck", it's you for throwing a tantrum akin to that of a spoiled...

    If anything is "spoiled as heck", it's you for throwing a tantrum akin to that of a spoiled child because you didn't learn something the way you wanted to. Shit like this happens in life sometimes, get used to it.
  38. ClawgripFan9001

    Ah. Like I said, still a sign of concern in regards to your sleep rhythm all the same. So you...

    Ah. Like I said, still a sign of concern in regards to your sleep rhythm all the same. So you might wanna consult a doctor or another medical office about it.
  39. ClawgripFan9001

    2 AM or 2 PM? Because either way, that sounds like a concerning sleep rhythm you got there. (I...

    2 AM or 2 PM? Because either way, that sounds like a concerning sleep rhythm you got there. (I actually mean it this time, it genuinely does sound concerning)
  40. ClawgripFan9001

    Many thanks from the bottom of my heart to 'Shroom Staff for granting me the Golden Mario Award...

    Many thanks from the bottom of my heart to 'Shroom Staff for granting me the Golden Mario Award, Diamond Bowser Award, Golden Peach Award, Diamond Yoshi Award, and Diamond and Golden Toad Awards in this year's End of the Year Awards in the Holiday Special of The 'Shroom! It really means a lot to...
  41. ClawgripFan9001

    Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups in today's 'Shroom Holiday Special...

    Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups in today's 'Shroom Holiday Special when it releases! In honor of the Mario Galaxy theme, Tatanga will be taking us on a trip down memory lane by telling us the history of Baron Brrr in Close Encounters of the Shroom Kind, Wallace...
  42. ClawgripFan9001

    @Usnaristrasm1590 Not according to the Boards' search engine, it isn't.

    @Usnaristrasm1590 Not according to the Boards' search engine, it isn't.
  43. ClawgripFan9001

    @Usnaristrasm1590 While I'm not the OP, I can tell you that it's a combination of the terms...

    @Usnaristrasm1590 While I'm not the OP, I can tell you that it's a combination of the terms Master Race and "con", which is slang for convention in this particular context.
  44. ClawgripFan9001

    @Usnaristrasm1590 "If you know, you know..." A wise man once said. 😏

    @Usnaristrasm1590 "If you know, you know..." A wise man once said. 😏
  45. ClawgripFan9001

    It do be like that sometimes - No matter how much water or any edible liquid at all you consume...

    It do be like that sometimes - No matter how much water or any edible liquid at all you consume, some days your thirst just can't be quenched.
  46. ClawgripFan9001

    No kidding. Joaquin Phoenix didn't say "Comedy is subjective" for nothing back in 2019, after all.

    No kidding. Joaquin Phoenix didn't say "Comedy is subjective" for nothing back in 2019, after all.
  47. ClawgripFan9001

    @Usnaristrasm1590 Read the original post, Dopey. Either way, rest in peace to Mr. Reiner and...

    @Usnaristrasm1590 Read the original post, Dopey. Either way, rest in peace to Mr. Reiner and his wife. They did not deserve such a horrible fate.
  48. ClawgripFan9001

    Perhaps it'd be appropriate to call the Sonic from 1991-1998 "Classic Sonic", the one from...

    Perhaps it'd be appropriate to call the Sonic from 1991-1998 "Classic Sonic", the one from 1998-2006 "Dreamcast Sonic", the one from 2006-2017 "Modern Sonic", and the one from 2017-present "Post-Modern Sonic", since Sega has been "trying" to take the character in a whole other direction from...
  49. ClawgripFan9001

    Geez, kid. Don't be such a drama queen.

    Geez, kid. Don't be such a drama queen.
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