Super Mario Boards

When it was morning, Mario opened his door, and found Bowser at his doorstep.
Mario: You look very cute! Want to come into my house?
Bowser nodded. Inside Mario Brothers Plumbing, Mario let Bowser sit beside him. When Mario was not looking, Bowser picked up a baseball bat and beat Mario to death till he died. Bowser then hid Mario's body in a trash can and escaped back to his castle through a Warp Pipe.

Back at Bowser's Castle, Bowser called Larry Koopa again.
Larry Koopa: Lord Bowser, you want me to change you back into your original form?
Bowser nodded. Larry Koopa did what he was told to do.
Bowser: Larry, what day is today?
Larry Koopa: It's March 31st, 2021!
Bowser: Well, according to plan. Since Mario is dead, we can take over Brooklyn as I wanted to do so 32 years ago. Troops? Follow me to Brooklyn!
Bowser and his troops went to Brooklyn.

At Brooklyn, Bowser replaced the Statue of Liberty with the Statue of Kooperty. Luigi was walking along the streets when he noticed it.
Luigi: Hahaha! April Fools' is tomorrow, not today!
Bowser: Troops? Get him!
Luigi: NO!
Luigi ran into a Warp Pipe that leads to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Bowser: Now that he's gone, we can continue.
Bowser then replaced the sign for Coney Island with a sign which reads "Koopa Island".
Bowser: Troops? Replace every sign that reads "Brooklyn" to "Kooplyn".
They did what they were told to do. Bowser then turned everyone in Brooklyn into bricks using his Koopa scepter.
Bowser: Brooklyn's now ours. Let's take a break, and tomorrow we will take over the rest of New York and rename it "New Koopa".
Just then, a plane flew over Brooklyn. The pilot saw everything that Bowser had done and wrote a news report on it. The news was posted online to attract attention of others.

The next day, memes of what Bowser had done went viral on the Internet. Even what was once "Super Mario Wiki" was now called "Super Wiki".
Pit: I could not get his autograph! No!
Bowser: You're a fanboy of that now-dead plumber, huh?
Pit: Please spare me!
Bowser: Never!
Before Bowser could attack Pit, Palutena came.
Palutena: Bowser! Stay away from him!
Bowser: This is none of your business!
Palutena: But Pit is my angel.
Bowser: Then prepare to see him...
Before Bowser could finish his sentence, Palutena summoned her army.
Bowser: You have an army? I have too! Troops?
The Koopa Troop came.
Both Bowser and Palutena: Let's fight!
They fought. But in the end, both of them were defeated by a person who claims his name starts with "Mar".
Bowser: I thought that you were dead?
Bowser grab the person and found out his identity.
Bowser: What are you doing here, Marth?
Marth: This is Super Smash Bros., isn't it?
Bowser: Why do you always remind me of that now-dead plumber?
Marth: What are you talking about?
Bowser: Your name and his name is so similar.
Marth: I can't change it.
Bowser: Maybe you are him in disguise.
Marth: What? No!
Bowser swiped at Marth, but Marth escaped.
Bowser: Time to that action on that ang...where did they go? By the way, I am tired. I want to take a rest.

Hammer Bro: Lord Bowser, I swear that I saw a bear!
Bowser: What bear?
Hammer Bro: I think it's from Brawl Stars.
Bowser: I didn't know that Super Stars in Super Smash Bros. Brawl have bears! Well, let me call my Super Smash Bros. Brawl counterpart to find out more. Hello?
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Bowser: Why am I here? I'm from the Wii, not the Nintendo 3DS!
Bowser: I called you to check with you whether Super Stars in Super Smash Bros. Brawl have bears.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Bowser: I've used them so many times, but I don't remember that a bear appeared when I used them. I think that it's the Warp Stars in Super Smash Bros. Brawl that have bears.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby: Nope. They don't.
Bowser: How did you get here?
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby: I got here using a Warp Star.
Nita: How dare you make fun of my game's name!
Bowser: Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby! Get me out of here!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Bowser: Me too!
Hammer Bro: Me three!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby: Alright! I'll get all three of you out of here!
Hammer Bro, Bowser, Super Smash Bros. Brawl Bowser and Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby flew away on a Warp Star. Then, Luigi and Bowser Jr. came.
Bowser Jr: Where did Dad go?
Luigi: I have absolutely no idea. Do you have a smartphone? You can call him if you have one.
Bowser Jr: I do!
Bowser Jr called Bowser.
Bowser Jr.: Hello, Dad! Where are you?

On the other side of the call...
Bowser: Son, I'm on an adventure now. I'll call you when I reach home.
Bowser hung up.

Bowser Jr.: Luigi, how about we play a game?
Luigi: I can't. I'm busy. How about you play with the Koopalings?
Bowser Jr.: Oh yeah! Why didn't I think about that?

Meanwhile...
Bowser: Where are we?
The Legend of Zelda Ganon: Bowser! I've been waiting for you!
Bowser: What you do want to do with me?
The Legend of Zelda Ganon: I want to work together with you!
Bowser: Since we're both antagonists, I'll gladly work together with you.
The Legend of Zelda Link was listening to their conversation behind a wall.
The Legend of Zelda Link: Oh no! I must not let them work together to take over both universes! But first, how do I tell others about this?
Suddenly, The Legend of Zelda Link's cell phone rang.
The Legend of Zelda Link: Hello?

On the other side of the call...
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Link: The Legend of Zelda Link, I want to tell you that Bowser and Kirby is missing!

On the other side of the call...
The Legend of Zelda Link: Super Smash Bros. Brawl Link, I heard that Mario & Luigi 3DS Bowser and Ganon are working together!
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On the other side of the call...
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Link: I will tell the others.

On the other side of the call...
The Legend of Zelda Link: By the way, Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby is with me.

On the other side of the call...
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Link: That's great!
The call ended. Super Smash Bros. Brawl Link then called Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Link: Kirby, can you tell the others something?

On the other side of the call...
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby: Sorry, I'm busy!

On the other side of the call...
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Link: Mario & Luigi 3DS Bowser and The Legend of Zelda Ganon are working together!

On the other side of the call...
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby: Wait...what? They're working together? I must stop them immediately!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby then flew away on a Warp Star to Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

In Super Smash Bros. Brawl...
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby: Mario? Link? Where are you? We have a big problem right now.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario: What's the problem?
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby: Mario & Luigi 3DS Bowser and The Legend of Zelda Ganon are working together! Link, is it true?
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Link: Yeah, I heard it from The Legend of Zelda Link!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario: Let's fight them both!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby flew away on a Warp Star with Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario and Super Smash Bros. Brawl Link.

In The Legend of Zelda...
Bowser: The Legend of Zelda Link, you probably can't dodge my attacks!
Bowser went into his shell and went over to The Legend of Zelda Link. The Legend of Zelda Link attempted to shield himself from Bowser but Bowser destroyed the shield and collided into The Legend of Zelda Link, killing The Legend of Zelda Link. Just then, Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby, Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario and Super Smash Bros. Brawl Link arrived.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario: Mario & Luigi 3DS Bowser, how dare you kill The Legend of Zelda Link!
Bowser: Super Smash Bros. Brawl Bowser, kill him!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Bowser: Mario, prepare to die!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario: Link! Kirby! Help me!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Bowser: What? You have sidekicks too? I'll get my sidekicks!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Bowser called Super Smash Bros. Melee Bowser, Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U Bowser and Super Smash Bowser Ultimate Bowser.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Bowser: It's me, Super Smash Bros. Brawl Bowser! I need help from all of you!

On Super Smash Bros. Melee Bowser's side of the call...
Super Smash Bros. Melee Bowser: Sure! I have a very good melee!

On Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U Bowser's side of the call...

Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U Bowser: Sure! 4 of us working together will be very powerful!

On Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Bowser's side of the call...

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Bowser: Sure! We will have ultimate power if we work together!

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Bowser: Alright! I'll see you.
The call ended. Then, Super Smash Bros. Melee Bowser, Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U Bowser and Super Smash Bowser Ultimate Bowser arrived with Super Smash Bros. Melee Kirby, Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U Kirby and Super Smash Bowser Ultimate Kirby.
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Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario: Super Smash Bros. Melee Kirby, Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U Kirby and Super Smash Bowser Ultimate Kirby! Mario & Luigi 3DS Bowser and The Legend of Zelda Ganon is working together! Kirby, is that true?
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby: Yes! Link, is what Mario had said true?
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Link: Yeah, I heard it from The Legend of Zelda Link!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario: We wouldn't want to spread fake information. We are all heroes, after all.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Kirby: I feel something strange following me.
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Kirby checked his back.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Kirby: Oh no! It's Galeem! Quick! Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario, get The Legend of Zelda Princess Zelda now!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario kicked The Legend of Zelda Ganon on his face and took The Legend of Zelda Princess Zelda with him. Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario returned to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Kirby. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Kirby then flew away with Super Smash Bros. Melee Kirby, Super Smash Bros. Brawl Kirby, Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U Kirby, Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario, Super Smash Bros. Brawl Link and The Legend of Zelda Princess Zelda. All this was done before Galeem created a black hole, which soon collapsed and created an array of beams of intense light.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Bowser: It's too late! We're all going to die!
The beams of light then engulfed Bowser, Super Smash Bros. Melee Bowser, Super Smash Bros. Brawl Bowser, Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U Bowser, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Bowser, The Legend of Zelda Ganon and Hammer Bro.

The next day, Bowser Jr. tried to call his dad but Galeem picked up the phone and told Bowser Jr. that Bowser was gone. Bowser Jr. hung up the call after that and started crying. Larry Koopa saw Bowser Jr. and tried to comfort him by telling him the news that Colt, a brawler from Brawl Stars, was visiting the Mushroom Kingdom.
Bowser Jr.: I don't want Colt! I want my dad back!
Larry Koopa: I'm sure that Colt is real fun to mess with, taken the fact that his name is similar to an element in the periodic table.
Bowser Jr.: C...Cobalt?
Larry Koopa: Yeah!
Bowser Jr.: I have an idea! When he comes, I'm going to give him some cobalt!
Bowser Jr. felt better after that.
Bowser Jr.: But first, where do I find cobalt?
Larry Koopa: You can find cobalt on Earth.
Bowser Jr.: Alright! Look out for Colt while I find cobalt on Earth!
Larry Koopa: Understood!
Bowser Jr. found a Warp Pipe leading to the Copperbelt and entered it. Afterwards, Colt arrived outside.
Larry Koopa: Oh no! He's here!
Colt: Time for trouble!
Larry Koopa: Help! He will put me in trouble! He also has two revolvers!
Colt: Knock knock! Anybody inside?
There was no reply. Colt then proceeds to barge open the door and saw Larry Koopa.
Colt: Time for trouble!
Colt then shot Larry Koopa to death. Then, Colt saw the Warp Pipe leading to the Copperbelt. He entered it.

Wendy O. Koopa: I tried calling Larry, but he didn't pick up the phone. Is he in trouble?
Roy Koopa: If he is, I'll protect him.
Iggy Koopa: Let's go to his house first.
Iggy Koopa, Roy Koopa, Wendy O. Koopa and the rest of the Koopalings except Larry Koopa went to Larry Koopa's house.
Wendy O. Koopa: Hey, there's a Warp Pipe!
All of the Koopalings except Larry Koopa entered the Warp Pipe.

At the Copperbelt, Colt shot everyone there, including Bowser Jr. Then, all of the Koopalings except Larry Koopa arrived.
Wendy O. Koopa: Look at what that guy over there had done! He even killed Bowser Jr.! I think we should hide and report it to the police.
All of the Koopalings except Larry Koopa hid behind a wall. Wendy O. Koopa then called the police. The police arrived 10 minutes later. The police saw what Colt had done and took out their guns.
Police: Hands in the air!
Colt: Time for trouble!
Colt then shot one of the police officers. The rest of the police then shot Colt.

Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario: Bowser, I like the bull on your Bull's-Eye Blaster!
Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Bowser: Thanks. I made it. I am a fan of bulls by the way.
Bull: I hope that you are a fan of me.
Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario: Where did he come from?
Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Bowser: I have absolutely no idea. Maybe we should get rid of him.
Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario: No! I don't think it's a good idea to get rid of him. I have a better idea.
Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario then called Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Mario.
Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario: Can you call Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Steve?

On Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Mario's side of the call...
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Mario: The owner hasn't purchased the Steve DLC.
The call ended.

Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario: Fine. I'm doing it myself.
Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario then made a mysterious Warp Pipe that can go to other universes.
Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario: Bye, Bowser!
Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario then entered the Warp Pipe.

Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario arrived in Brawl Stars.
Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario: Wait, there's a missing Colt?
Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario walked into a match. The Brawl Stars characters started to approach him. Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario was afraid that the Brawl Stars characters would hurt him and ran away. The Brawl Stars characters chased after him. Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario jumped into the mysterious Warp Pipe. The Brawl Stars characters followed suit.

Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario and the Brawl Stars characters arrived at Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style.
Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Bowser: Who are those that are following you, Mario?
Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario: I have no idea. Quick, help me make another mysterious Warp Pipe!
Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Bowser made another mysterious Warp Pipe. Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario and the Brawl Stars characters jumped into it.

Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario and the Brawl Stars characters arrived at Minecraft. Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario ran to a house, asked for some cobblestones, and placed them around the door of the house. The Brawl Stars characters could not destroy the cobblestones and went back to the mysterious Warp Pipe. Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario asked for the owner of the house to destroy the cobblestones. After the owner of the house destroyed the cobblestones, Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario thanked the owner of the house and left. On the way to the mysterious Warp Pipe, Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario saw a cow, carried it, and jumped into the mysterious Warp Pipe.

Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style Mario arrived at Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style. He gave the cow to Bull, who was still waiting at Super Mario Maker Super Mario Bros. style. Bull accepted the cow and went back to Brawl Stars.

Palutena: I agree, but watch out for its rapid fire pellets.

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Super Mario 64 Big Bob-omb: I'm the Big Bob-omb, baron of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms the world over! How dare you scale my mountain? By what right do you set foot on my imperial mountaintop? You may have eluded my guards, but you'll never escape my grasp... and you'll never take away my Power Star. I hereby challenge you Tick! If you want the star I hold, you must prove yourself in battle. Can you pick me up and hurl me to this royal turf? I think that you cannot!
Tick threw mines at Super Mario 64 Big Bob-omb. The mines exploded, making Super Mario 64 Big Bob-omb explode.

Luigi: Let's see what will happen if I press the two buttons.
Luigi went towards 8-Bit. Luigi attempted to press the two buttons but before he could do so, 8-Bit shot Luigi to death.

Crazy Dave: Take these Peashooter seeds. You'll need them.

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Pit: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a second! If I'm fighting against a robot bartender, then... WHAT YEAR IS IT RIGHT NOW?!

Palutena: Let's leave them alone. Hurting them isn't probably a good idea.

Let's invite SH!