Super Mario Boards

because he tells good jokes about squirrels and airline food

ok but why does he have that umbrella

it's his official wario killing umbrella

i want one now

sorry but they are avalible when you kill 10,000,000,000,000 Warios.

I mean, don't you think being a comedian is perfect for him? He's like the dude that gets tormented the most in my game, because he's designed to be laughed at.

Aw man, i'm only at 10,000,000,000 warios.

Only like, a bazillion left to go.

I'm gonna get grinding

Use a duplication glitch or something.

that is a cool name

ok done

umbrella obtained

Raymond C. Travkin actually. Not "Travokin"

oh my bad

By the way he has an umbrella because not only is it his Wario killing umbrella but he's doing stand-up in the middle of the rain.

He's the same guy who turns the air conditioning up in the winter.

does he turn the heater on in the summer

Of course he does, lol.

when he's paper, would he put himself through a shredder?