Wallace Ulysses

Wallace Ulysses

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  • Wallace Ulysses
    My mood today is about as prickly as a Spiny Egg...
    Sparks
    Sparks
    It's very concerning to see you frequently make profile posts about your negative mood. Are you feeling alright?

    If you need to, you can take some time to yourself to ensure you have regain a positive mindset. I just wish to see everyone happy.
    Cloudwalker
    Cloudwalker
    ^ This
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    @Sparks It depends day to day, but I am dealing with mental health issues, which is part of why I regularly make profile posts about my negative mood. But I will certainly take time off for self-care if I need it. I have done so before, and I will do so again.
    Wallace Ulysses
    My mood today is going back and forth between a YouTube video of Rocky Lockridge crying and a video of the Angry Toaster Guy screaming his head off and smashing a microwave/toaster in a fit of rage.
    Wallace Ulysses
    Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap teams in today's issue of The 'Shroom! I've gotten a big slate of sections for you, with me having teamed up with everybody's favorite turquoise tabby cat for a collaboration between Cooking Guide and The Sunshine Travel Guide, and Wallace Ulysses has set out to visit a souvenir store dedicated to our favorite purple troublemaker, Waluigi in Shop Scout! But that's not all! My Mariosona and Company are going underground to take on the fourth of General Zellon's Dark Lands in Sport Report: The Movie, and Waluigi's adventures in the aftergame will be coming to a close in Passion of the WAH! - Part 2!
    Wallace Ulysses
    My spirit today is about as broken as every bone in Bonechill's undead body after Mario and Company were done with him...
    Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)
    I was wondering, are Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy from Spongebob loosely inspired by Batman and Robin?
    Wallace Ulysses
    Random thought I've been having lately: I don't know if I'm the only one, but I sometimes can't help but wonder if Ben Schwartz and Ben Savage are the same person, just with slightly modified appearances.
    Wallace Ulysses
    Since May is usually celebrated as the month of merfolk within the visual artist community, I was thinking of theming my profile after a mermaid or merman for May, but I'm at a bit of a loss as to which mermaid or merman character I should theme after. Any of you guys got any suggestions for what might work?
    Wallace Ulysses
    Today is another one of those days where I'm going through more mood swings than Simon Nelson Cook in that one episode of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide...
    Wallace Ulysses
    Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap teams in today's issue of The 'Shroom! Wallace Ulysses introduces us to Waluigi's troublemaking relatives in Character Parade, and Waluigi himself is going egg hunting in the aftergame in Passion of the WAH - Part 1!
    Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)
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    Hey Clawgrip, got another GMod scene for you, this time with Super Mario Bros. Super Show. This time, Mario defeated King Koopa at boxing, and no in case you're wondering King Koopa's not dead; he's just knocked out.
    Wallace Ulysses
    If you think about it, the hunter Portait Ghost hoax about the Gamecube version of Luigi's Mansion 1 sounds like it could have been written by a former Sega employee, since Sega liked to be unnecessarily edgy with their games throughout the 2000s and 2010s while still aiming their games at elementary school gamers, so with whatever Nintendo Power editor was in charge of writing a story about Luigi's Mansion thought to themselves: "Why not do whatever Sega is doing and make up some bullshit story about a hunter ghost who wants Luigi's head to lure in and fool all the older, teenage gamers?"
    Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)
    Hey man. Got those scenes of the Sonic gang at McDonald's done, with Dr. Robotnik also staring angrily at them through the window. By the way, reason that Bunnie Rabbot is wearing a wedding ring is because you'll remember later on in the comics she married Antoine, and that is when this is set. Wedding ring didn't actually come with JC Thornton's model of her; it was made by a user called Frosty Doctor. She also made a gold engagement ring with a diamond on it and a ring case with the engagement ring in it, which are both great for proposal scenes; really appreciate all three models. Anyway, enjoy.

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    Wallace Ulysses
    I never knew that watching Thomas Spindler (Voice of Wario in Japanese Mario Kart 64, Mario Party 1, 2 and Mario Kart: Super Circuit) goofing off on a segway set to a goofy music track and several wacky sound effects was something I needed in my life.
    Wallace Ulysses
    Da-la-la-la-la! It's the motherfuckin' D-A-W-G, Sleuth Dawg! Da-la-la-la-la! You know I'm mobbin' with the A-R-C-H-I-E!
    Wallace Ulysses
    Miracles do exist, because today, my brother came through for me in the end like Sean Connery in the 1991 Robin Hood film.
    Farrah Goodfairy
    Farrah Goodfairy
    I don't understand the reference you're making, Clawgrip.
    Wallace Ulysses
    Wallace Ulysses
    At the end of the 1991 film Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Sir Sean Connery has an uncredited appearance as Richard the Lionheart, who oversaw the wedding between his cousin, Maid Marian and Robin of Loxley (Played by Kevin Costner). Throughout the film, Marian touted her closeness with Richard and held faith that he would eventually act to end the brewing conflict between Loxley and Nottingham. Connery's character did "come through" in the end, and with that reference, I'm talking about how my brother eventually held up his promise of going for a car ride with me, thus much like Connery in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, my brother came through in the end for me.
    Wallace Ulysses
    Since Walt Disney founded his company in a tool shed, would it be poetic to have things come full circle by having Bob Iger bankrupt the company in a tool shed?
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    Walt would probably want it that way to be honest. I think he'd hate what Bob Iger has turned his company into, just like how Colonel Sanders hated what the people he sold KFC to turned it into and would probably be happy if it went out of business the way it is now. What I mean of course by all that is that lately a lot of what the Disney company has put out has been pretty crappy tbh. Some stuff was good, like Moana 2, and 101 Dalmatian Street (which I loved), but then there's all those god-awful live-action remakes and all that ridiculousness which a lot of fans hate. And the mismanagement of acquired franchises, which is a total disaster.
    Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)
    Sorry you've been feeling so crappy lately Barby; I hope you're at least seeing a therapist so they can find out what's wrong. Hopefully you're not really depressed or anything. Sending prayers your way.
    Wallace Ulysses
    If you think about it, Total Drama (The original series up until Ridonculous Race) rank up with the most classic pop culture memories for both millennials and Gen Z'ers alike, but if you revisit these series today, all it would likely do is remind you how much they pissed you off.
    Wallace Ulysses
    Wallace Ulysses
    And bringing back those rage-inducing memories can best be described like this: Imagine if you trapped a wet, smelly piece of expired food inside an airtight container. Then, like twenty years later, you open that container up, you take one good smell, and there you go. Welcome back.
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