Mermaid Man

Mermaid Man

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    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Keeping Up With The Kardashians:

    Statler: Man, Miss Piggy sure went down a dark path after she and Kermit separated.
    Waldorf: I should say so. She went from Bay of Pigs to Runt of the Litter.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Blitzo
    Blitzo
    These jokes aren't that good, they don't capture the same energy that Statler and Waldorf have
    Mermaid Man
    Mermaid Man
    @Sir Pentious Yeah, I can understand that. Writing humor isn't my strongest skill when it comes to writing, so I can see how people would find these jokes flat compared to the ones written by The Muppets' writers.
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    Written humor can sometimes be hard to convey, I struggle with trying to make stuff actually funny through words. Either way, I do appreciate these jokes, they've been good entertainment for what they are!
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Modern Family:

    Waldorf: That's wonderful! A dysfunctional sitcom family with more cracks in their lives than a sidewalk tile! I wonder if there's anything they can't do.
    Statler: Yeah, having a love life that isn't more unhinged than a screen door during Hurricane Katrina.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Super Mario Odyssey:

    Statler: You know, when I see how that Princess Peach treated Mario and Bowser, I'm glad I left my wife.
    Waldorf: You left your wife?
    Statler: Yeah, I left her at home.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Luck of the Irish (2001):

    Waldorf: That Ryan Merriman is a great little actor.
    Statler: Yes, and getting smaller all the time.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Avengers Endgame:

    Statler: I think you could compare this movie to chewing a stick of gum.
    Waldorf: How so?
    Statler: It starts out tasteful, but the further into it, the blander it becomes.
    Waldorf: Yeah, and once you take a new stick to chew, it won't match the taste of the first one.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Regular Show:

    Waldorf: I never thought a cartoon could go from 0 to 100 so quickly within 5 minutes of each episode.
    Statler: Well, what do you expect? When you let The Muppets write an animated series, you can expect anything but regular.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Sonic and the Secret Rings:

    Waldorf: What kind of Sonic game was that?
    Statler: It's called a medium game.
    Waldorf: A medium game?
    Statler: Yes, it wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well done.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on South Park:

    Waldorf: I don't think this show is suitable for children.
    Statler's Grandson: I don't think this show is suitable for anybody.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Walking Dead:

    Waldorf: Do you believe there's life after death?
    Statler: Every time an episode of this dumb show ends.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Velma:

    Mindy Kaling: (Peeks out from between Waldorf and Statler's seats) You look like two kindly old gentlemen. Can I hide here?
    Statler: (Looks at Waldorf) Hey, Scooby-Doo fans! Here's that woman you've been hunting!

    (Waldorf throws Mindy Kaling out of the theater box)

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Super Mario Brothers Super Show:

    Waldorf: I never really liked low budget spoofs of movies from my youth.
    Statler: You know what they say: One man's treasure is another showrunner's trash.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker:

    Waldorf: (Looking down from the theater box that Statler jumped out of) He shouldn't have jumped, the movie's not that bad.
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

    Statler: Well, that's an interesting reboot. Very clever.
    Waldorf: Nah, that's not clever. Anyone can drop their pants. (He drops his pants on the ground)
    Statler: (He looks at Waldorf's lower area and then back at his face) I didn't know you were Lithuanian.
    Waldorf: (He pulls his pants back up and turns his body away from Statler)
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Total Drama Island (2023):

    Waldorf: Would you let your grandkids compete on that crazy Total Drama show?
    Statler: I wouldn't even let them compete on Family Game Night.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Sonic Unleashed:

    Statler: So that's Sonic the Werehog?
    Waldorf: You should see his sister, Sonia the Frankenstein Monster.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Mermaid Man
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power

    Statler: What's that noise?
    Waldorf: It's the sound of J.R.R. Tolkien turning over in his grave.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Mermaid Man
    I'm trying to take a break from social media because of the lack of success in finding a good roleplay, my creative dip and the lack of social contacts, but so far, it's been a rocky road to successfully taking a break from social media. I'm feeling a bit melancholic and struggling with taking that first step in my break from social media. One of my friends gave me a few suggestions of things I could do, but it's hard to take a break from social media when I have my whole social life on social media.
    Mermaid Man
    I don't know if I'm the only one, but I'm really having a hard time putting my mind to writing my 'Shroom sections because of the warm weather and my constantly flaring mental health issues. Does anyone else have that problem too?
    Super Bad Mario
    Super Bad Mario
    I have the mental health issues, but the weather is…acceptable.
    Mermaid Man
    I'm not feeling in the highest of spirits at the moment. For a while now, I've been feeling doubtful about my ability to write anything, in the sense that I feel that some of my friends are better at writing than I'll ever be. I don't like feeling like this and I don't know how I'm going to stop feeling like this.
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    Waluigi Time
    Waluigi Time
    The most important thing is that you're happy with what you make and that you enjoy making it. Comparing your work to other people's and judging it on that merit is a big pitfall that's best avoided. Obviously, there's nothing wrong with looking at your own work critically, thinking about what could be improved, and taking the steps to do that, and using other work that you enjoy as a guide to how you might do that. But really in anything in life you can almost definitely find someone with more experience and skill if you look for them (by definition, very few people are the "best"!), so you shouldn't get caught up in that. It's better to focus on what you personally get out of it.
    Mermaid Man
    Mermaid Man
    I'll do my best to keep that in mind, WT. Thanks for the words of wisdom.
    Mermaid Man
    I won't be uploading a new question in my Random question of the day thread today and maybe tomorrow because I cross-post my daily questions to RPNation, and RPNation is down for maintenance in the next two days. I apologize for the inconvenience.
    Mermaid Man
    Gosh, my week has been off to a rough start so far...Yesterday I was felled by spring fatigue, and last night my dorm counselor had to abruptly leave because of some business she didn't specify about, and this morning, I'm just feeling out of it in the aftermath of what happened last night...Hopefully my week will start turning around for the better, because if it doesn't, I better prepare my inner strength for the trials of life that are to come...
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