Super Mario Boards

Sicky with a V!

ADMIT IT

YOU HAVE
FAIRY
GOD
PARENTS

My parents will be home any minute. I'm so dead. But Timmy's gonna be dead first!

TWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRRRP!!!

I'm both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway! [crashes through Timmy's bedroom door]

"And if you take the sum of the corners, then add them to my salary, you get. Ehhh, it's not a lot."