Super Mario Boards

Made this meme

Batgirl goes everywhere on foot

Jimmy Hoffa is buried in my front yard.

Barack Obama sleeps under my bed
(My brothers friend told him that at school and me and my bro have a bunk bed so yeah)

I didn't just post this message.

1:Wanna play two truths and a lie?
2:Sure
1:I murdered 23 people
1:I blew up a city
1:My favorite color is red
2:But wait arent you colorblind?

You want to know the lie? You kinda duffed the ball and now you're in the rough. Don't think you can make this under par, bub.