Spirit: Carl
Fighter: White Mario
Type: Three slots, duh
Class: Legend
Stage: Onett
Music: Doesn't matter, just make it feel good
Conditions: Just, uh, try not to suck too bad
Opponent moves slow and can't jump. He has no attacks aside from a single jab that does minor damage. Will teabag when...
He told her that he needed some exercise to prove he was in better shape than the Pumpkin, so he decided to go engage in some wacky hijinx and tomfoolery.