Recent content by Shrek the Third

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Bowsette.

I'll have to try that next Monday.

Spirit: Carl Fighter: White Mario Type: Three slots, duh Class: Legend Stage: Onett Music: Doesn't matter, just make it feel good Conditions: Just, uh, try not to suck too bad Opponent moves slow and can't jump. He has no attacks aside from a single jab that does minor damage. Will teabag when...

Just downloaded the game. Can't wait to see how my phone tastes now.

Christian X got turned into a seal? Damn, bet he looked sexy.

Bowsette, you fool.

The ducks admit that was kinda funny.

He told her that he needed some exercise to prove he was in better shape than the Pumpkin, so he decided to go engage in some wacky hijinx and tomfoolery.

He gave a damn about keeping power over it for the rest of his life.

When he went to buy more matches, the match store was on fire.

You mean Putin? Or the President of Ukraine? I think both of those guys were running the US at some point last year.

This place is a dumpster fire. But I think I'll stick around too.

Toad represents the common man. It's high time we elected an actual mushroom to rule the Mushroom Kingdom. ALL GLORY TO THE SUPREME TOAD!

Where does Baby Wario keep his magnet when he isn't using it?