[While BB is still occupied with aluminum foil...]
"Oh! Ahaha, sorry, Mr. Dhurvakt. Yes, it's true... that was all part of a comedy routine.
(That's the second time he's tripped into something... feels like I should tell Miss Baskerforge to take a closer look at him...)
Here's your bandana...
[pretend-this-is-in-character, with a load-bearing non-specific-time beaaaaam ♡]
While BB is busy touching the shiny aluminum foil balls, I'd like to go have Rei pull some extra books on the Astral Plane, if the library has them. Is there anything on malicious spirits?
"I was enjoying the sights, Buxbaum-san...
Well, it's more than obvious that you can't appreciate beauty when it's right in front of you ☆"
"Hey, Senpai, did you already solve the case with your cute little dance?
That rude, idiotic insect with his water golems did it, right?
Let's make him...
[Earlier, in the Aeaea Library...]
"...is this trash really all that's on the shelves?
Shouldn't there be something more useful? More completely, utterly suspicious, so obvious that it can't be ignored unless you want a joke bad ending?
There's all these ab-so-lu-te-ly devilish rumors going...
"Hehe, I'll ignore you being a little rude, red-emo-kun.
Your daughter will grow up to be a main-character-type special heroine one day!
She's so discerning already... leveling your panache early on is super important.
Now, scuttle-scuttle off and enjoy your freshly-peeled potato~...
"It's called 'fashion', Buxbaum-san ☆
After all, a girl as cute as me should prepare for a super summer vacation, right? Findelo's like a dream!
You can bag on it all you want, but this kind of dress ups my charm points to ultra-max-integer-overflow!"
"...
They took my coat, but..."
"...I appreciate the consideration, Miss Baskerforge. Aha... I'm not normally this touchy, I promise. That shard in particular... well, I'm sure you can guess.
The pieces are there for you to put together, right? You're perceptive enough.
Mr. Dhurvakt... I'll keep that in mind. I'd already been...
"(A week before quitting...? That's not the kind of thing most people admit out loud, is it...?
Ah, I'll shelve my thoughts. I should've expected people would know me, anyway...
...I've been twiddling around too long as it is.)"
"Oh! Of course, Miss ENA. I'd be happy to take a look with you...
"Huhhh...? Oh, I must have mistaken you for someone else, Miss ENA... you do look much more red and gray than I remember.
We'll get to know each other, I'm sure. You're a Very Important Person, right?
Naturally, that means you must have a reason to be here! If you're a fan of Mr. Sholmes...
There's an individual skulking around the lobby...
...or, at the very least, looking at the map.
"Hmm... hmmmm... 'fusion bar'? Fusing what, exactly...?
...well, Cepheus is there if I can't decide. Ahh, what a pain... we're landlocked, at least, but every time I see one..."
"Oh! Other...
Endorse: Tuxedo Mask & Brock
Least votes to most idk I just know I'm giving box guy 7
7. Shia LaBeouf
6. Quantum Five
5. Mbkube
4. Kooshigo and Koohitsu
3. Dexter and Spooks
2. The Stallion
1. Box Guy
Tuxedo Mask and Brock (both he/him)
as seen in Murder Party/Shroom Mafia 4, and Waluigi Time Cereal Mafia
Abilities/strengths because I always merge that shit:
Tuxedo Mask:
-Great physical prowess; able to leap from buildings and windows and shit with his cape on
-Not just killed, but murdered...