Recent content by Lash

Boosh. Dibs. Guess I'll have a look-see in that Container Yard. That's my day job when I'm not punching faces in the Bear Pit, yunno; picking things up, putting them down somewhere else. I'll feel right at home! Except this place is creepy and kinda sucks. By the by, Safety Sally, I'll let...

Welp, that Round House was a let down. No biggie though, just a miner setback... ...hm? 'Course The Lash has jokes, baby, you're supposed to laugh. Sheesh, tough crowd. Gonna have to work this one a bit more, Lash. Guess I'll mosey on over to that Ceremonial Chamber, then. Perhaps it's a bit...

Never fear, The Lash™ is here, baby. ...What, you losers started like, 15 hours ago? Pssh. It's called being fashionably late, fellas; get with the program. I'm a sub for some other chump who chickened out anyway...probably heard the word 'GHOST' and wet his jammies, hah. But The Lash is...

Mhm, I agree with Buxbaum's analysis. CYMK may have confessed to the crime, but he's hardly culpable, is he? Can't say I know who this "Moretti" jackass is, but...it sounds like a lot of you do. If you don't see a reason to doubt the artist's claims, then neither do I. As for the rest of this...

(As he hears Valerie's reply, Leo glances at his diminutive sidekick, as if expecting a response - but she merely shakes her head.) I see, thanks for your cooperation. Hopefully, once we find our answer, we'll find your little friend as well. (He turns his attention to everyone's favorite...

The one who scribbled over the dragon man's picture and made him cry was...the dragon man himself?! It's...a little more complicated than that, Efi. Cyrus here is the "culprit", but he's not the "bad guy". Someone else made him do it - someone who sounds like bad news. Still, glad that's...

("Mnemonic power from a paintball event"...I won't pretend I understand how this sticker magic works, but I've seen stranger stuff. If I'm not mistaken, paintballs are primarily composed of polyethylene glycol, which is soluble in water. Hmm.) I think I can guess, but what's the color of the...

So you confiscate all sorts of 'contaminants', huh? And where might those be stored? If there are other places you could snag some paint around here, we should know.

Waaaahh, this art is so cool! The way everything looks, umm, broken and messy is so...a vanguard? This isn't how it's intended to look, brat. It's been vandalized - someone destroyed it. Suppose it was too much to expect an uneventful job for once. WHA-...BUT WHY? Well, isn't that the...

[As the elevator descends] (Guess I should at least feign interest in this glorified magic show. If we're lucky, maybe we'll find something that catches Efi's eye. Most of the magic mumbo jumbo would probably go over her head, but they've got magic cakes n' shit here, right? She can understand...

[At the Ocean Overlook] ...also, the food at the Se-...Seffyus? is really icky! We should eat someplace else. And I think...someone who stayed here a lot has been a very bad papa... Read all that on your own, huh? Not bad. That concierge...He readily admits the place's high turnover rate...

("Red-emo-kun"...is that the vibe this guise gives off? Maybe I could go for a drink after all...) Papa? Earth to papa? I think the old guy finished our pass thingies. Huh? Oh, right. S'pose we should go fetch 'em, much as I'd rather avoid that concierge for now. Think you could do that for...

(This place was built over a leyline, huh? Would the bigwigs in Findelo really make an amateur hour mistake like miscalculating its strength, though?) Oh, yes, and thanks for dumbing it down for my friend here - I'll make sure she behaves in your "big house". I'll leave you to finish your work...

Aldrich, is it? Appreciate the hospitality. The lady over there says you had a hand in building this place? Impressive work. I take it you've been employed here since the foundations were laid then, huh? That's equally impressive, considering what I've heard about the rest of the staff here...

Cascade Resort Findelo...Yup, this is the one. Of all the ostentatious resorts around here, this one takes the cake. Won't complain as long as my lodging's paid for. Huh? A crowd? Looks like a buncha old pals...guess that makes me the odd man out. Feh, it's probly better this way. Makes it...