Recent content by Lash

Thanos, Thanos, Thanos...He talked tough about the weight of taking a life or whatever, but the big guy couldn't even last one night. What was it he said before? It pisses him off when people toy with the boundary between life and death? Maybe he had a grudge against the girl from the get-go.

Vote: Thanos The Lash hates to vote off one of the only fellas here with a respectable physique, but it's time to say bye-bye to purple guy.

Yaaaawn...Morning, losers. Didn't miss anything during my beauty sleep, did I? Aww, Safety Sally's dead again. Not practicing what you preach, huh? So what are we waiting for? Put her spirit back, or...something. ...We can't? She's like, dead dead? And it wasn't her fault this time...

Touch Fluffy Tail Hearts, Flamboyant Flamingo (#F94383) Lulu, Witchy Purple (#9C4BA7) Lulu would like to be represented by her OC, I don't really have a consistent rep but it usually ends up as some character I'm associated with wearing heart-shaped sunglasses. Lash or Yoggle or Hu Tao or...

Yeeeah, The Lash doesn't know what's going on, but it sounds like we're stuck in some freaky paranormal ritual where we beat the shit outta each other? Cuz if that's the case, I kinda do that routinely and voluntarily. This is child's play for god's gift to combat, baby. Now, that being said, I...

Boosh. Dibs. Guess I'll have a look-see in that Container Yard. That's my day job when I'm not punching faces in the Bear Pit, yunno; picking things up, putting them down somewhere else. I'll feel right at home! Except this place is creepy and kinda sucks. By the by, Safety Sally, I'll let...

Welp, that Round House was a let down. No biggie though, just a miner setback... ...hm? 'Course The Lash has jokes, baby, you're supposed to laugh. Sheesh, tough crowd. Gonna have to work this one a bit more, Lash. Guess I'll mosey on over to that Ceremonial Chamber, then. Perhaps it's a bit...

Never fear, The Lash™ is here, baby. ...What, you losers started like, 15 hours ago? Pssh. It's called being fashionably late, fellas; get with the program. I'm a sub for some other chump who chickened out anyway...probably heard the word 'GHOST' and wet his jammies, hah. But The Lash is...

This color variety lacks warmth, I feel. Hearts, #FF004F, a color known as Folly. But you may call me...a Roomba, or some such.

User Hearts has changed their username to Koyanskaya.

User Varrick has changed their username to Hearts.

DRAQ, BABY

With Silver Neelsen done, my work here is also done...but let's go with Draq

SILVER NEELSEN IT'S HIS TIME