Fellas, you know we're voting for the killers, right? It's not actually the 'sexiest stache' award, haha.
Ohhh, that's...that's a lotta votes. Oh you guys are serious about this.
Well, that's fine; the Lash doesn't like others taking credit for his work. Thaaaat being said..."a cowardly...
Rat found dead in sewer? No kidding. But that is NOT how you train your dragon.
We're really dropping like flies now, huh? Or rats. Or...dragons. Didn't realize we had a whole zoo here...yunno, if zoos had dragons.
Anyway, I had a few things I wanted to check out last night. Started out poking...
Not gonna lie to you, fellas, the Lash fell pretty short of achieving his goals last night. It uh, happens to the best of us. Guess any night we don't get murdered in here is a pretty good night though.
So I hopped outta bed, ready for some action, when I bumped into that trick-or-treater...
Alright bozos, move over. I got this
So the dead guy's floating in a sphere of water, right? But all that water probably wasn't lying around in those exhibits to begin with. Had to come from somewhere, you feel me? So how clear does that water look from here? Bit murky, like lake water, or...
Thanos, Thanos, Thanos...He talked tough about the weight of taking a life or whatever, but the big guy couldn't even last one night. What was it he said before? It pisses him off when people toy with the boundary between life and death? Maybe he had a grudge against the girl from the get-go.
Yaaaawn...Morning, losers. Didn't miss anything during my beauty sleep, did I? Aww, Safety Sally's dead again. Not practicing what you preach, huh? So what are we waiting for? Put her spirit back, or...something.
...We can't? She's like, dead dead? And it wasn't her fault this time...
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Hearts, Flamboyant Flamingo (#F94383)
Lulu, Witchy Purple (#9C4BA7)
Lulu would like to be represented by her OC, I don't really have a consistent rep but it usually ends up as some character I'm associated with wearing heart-shaped sunglasses. Lash or Yoggle or Hu Tao or...
Yeeeah, The Lash doesn't know what's going on, but it sounds like we're stuck in some freaky paranormal ritual where we beat the shit outta each other? Cuz if that's the case, I kinda do that routinely and voluntarily. This is child's play for god's gift to combat, baby.
Now, that being said, I...