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Oof bad news. Apparently costumes have their own spot on the CSS for some reason. So those extra 30+ slots? Very, very likely majority alt costumes. I don't want to say with 100% certiantly, there could be some more new characters buried among those, but I'm gonna go Occam's Razor and assume...

Nay

Direct soon. Hinging bets on Petey Piranha and King Bob-omb being bosses you unlock by defeating them in Free Roam/Campaign mode or something. I think they'll be here; prolly amongst the minimum 30 unrevealed characters.

Monkey Odyssey; you can destroy things too. I think it's too early to say Diddy won't show up, but at the same time I definitely don't think he'll be playable. The whole game is about destroying everything and taking max advantage of DK's strength, that's not something Diddy can really do lol...

The cow is one thing, but I just noticed a fucking Fishbones is playable. We're really at "if it has a 3d model, it's playable" now huh? Peak gaming has arrived. That's a day 1 main there.

Ok, we're likely getting more unlocks then. Neat. Cows are sick of being turned into beefburgers. They're gonna beat us at our own sports. -- also unrelated, just because characters aren't in a trailer doesn't necessarily mean they won't be in the game.

I assumed it was like that 'cause of the tariffs, but apparently those are the prices everywhere. Emulators like me win lol 12 spots on page 1 + 4 pages = max 48 racers.

Anyways here's every character that's been spotted by ppl in the trailer so far Clearly visible -Wario -Rosalina -Donkey Kong -Daisy -Toad -Yoshi -Bowser -Peach -Luigi -Mario -Toadette -Koopa -Pauline Others -King Boo -Shy Guy -Birdo -Waluigi -Lakitu (at least some ppl say one of the racers...

I like them all except for DK

Burying DK returns HD with the Switch 2 at the last second. Nintendo runs by their own troll logic

Ew. Get out of my Mario Kart, Seth Rogan

Reopened my NSMB2 save recently. As bland as most of it is, man the special worlds looked so cool. I dunno what prompted them to go for this abstract alt dimension style instead of the standard "island in space" that most Mario special worlds have, but they cooked. Just wish the levels followed...

If you've ever woken up at night and wondered exactly how many levels each SMB1 enemy was in, well your sleep demon is gonna be happy to see this video. A full list in reverse order from least to common. The result may not be what you think.

If you've ever woken up at night and wondered this, well your sleep demon is gonna be happy to see this video. A full list in reverse order from least to common. The result may not be what you think. Here's a full document that's more in depth. Also feel free to follow me on Twitter if you...

Anyways I agree with the general idea that they don't need to reinvent the wheel. I feel like conceptually, the Switch is Nintendo perfected, not in the sense it's perfect, but none of its issues require a huge revamp. I don't see how Nintendo could make a more efficient console, and I think...