Now there's a cautionary tale, if I've ever seen one. Poor two-left-footed girl convinced herself watching her step was for chumps when she could leave the spirit world after a grand total of 11 seconds. But, all it took was one spectral malefactor to leave her potentially locked in that world...
Pfft, I've seen some wacky spirits over the years, but man! "Night of the Living Geometry Textbook Doodles, coming up at 11 on KYLN-TV!" Anyone got a giant tea saucer? I think I know what to do with a bloated sugar cube when I see one!
Look, no need to lose your heads just because you saw the...
A Dark Lab? Psshh, what, does a glimpse into its twisted science make most go insane? Or maybe you had to go conservative with the lighting to cover the bills all the way?
Wait, so now that I'm looking at you up close...You're not a spirit who chose to look like that? You're an actual dragon in the flesh? I used to laugh at those "proof" videos on 2x2chan's paranormal board, but maybe those cheese ball goblins were right!
Please understand that I need to learn...
Phew, and just like that, I'm at inner peace.
Right, then, now I'll go visit that Graveyard. Might as well check out what kind of wards they have propped up, if any. No doubt it's holding spirits even this Complex would find too much to handle.
Hang on, seems I didn't do my research before showing up. You guys patronize with spirits? Here I was, thinking you were only in the business of hunting and trapping 'em. You know, like pests? Clearly, you people's mothers raised you all to be too trusting if you're swearing up and down and all...
So the Bureau of Paranormal Investigation, isn't this a treat, now. I'm sure you're not familiar with me personally, Dr. "Orpheus", but I seem to recall applying for a field agent position with your little organization some time ago, just for you to to throw me aside. A pity, really. The wider...
Heyyyy, Mob buddy, what's happening?
"Huh? Oh, hello, Master Reigen. My day's actually been rather pleasant so far. I got to talk to Tsubomi some, and I broke my personal record at running clu-"
Running a cult, great, don't do anything I wouldn't do, yeah yeah. Listen, there's a big favor I...
it's fun to imagine miyamoto as a shadowy evil vizier who whispers advice to sakurai like "put king k. rool in smash, we need to give dk fans a glimmer of hope before crushing it. also we need sales for the full-price dark moon port in a few years so give luigi his vacuum cleaner"
More of a heads-up for Discord since forum people can already see this on my profile, but going forward, I’d like to have she/her pronouns used with me from now on! I’m also discarding Mfan for MoonAge because haha Bowie obsession (Moony/Moon/MA works with me too), but I’d be fine with the...