Recent content by Dryite

I create myself again and I take the magic paintbrush out of my log and cover you with goop that burns your flesh. Throne get.

soap

They're so smart that they feel they're too good for what they do and play minecraft instead. I wish I could never need to eat.

My turban grows back around my head and sprout arms and legs. I run up the stairs and throw you into that door over there that leads to oblivion. Throne get.

10/10 Looks like a carrot. I love carrots.

I burst you open with my :bobomb: I conceal in my turban. Throne get.

10/10 I love how big the pills are. Like anyone can swallow that. XD

2/10 I ****ing hate shroobs.

terrible

You can't crush me because my turban is invincible, I said that already. Throne keep.

Blocked because you keep trying to take my throne.

Since I ate toad85 I get his FCOA. Then I use it to destroy you and your belongings. Throne get.

I eat you because NSMBWii proves all toads are prone to cannibalism. Throne get.

Luckily E. Gadd returns me to existence because I asked nicely. I rip Shroobs head off. Throne get

I revive myself with some LifeGet™ and then pwn you all with my log.