Whered you get Chuck Norris from? Well Wario couldnt beat him. Chuck can tear a man in half! (Not really) Gloomtail VS Chuck Norris! Thats a battle right there!
If I had to choose Id say Waluigi. Im not sure why but Wario has a fart attack on SSBB which you gotta admit is kinda funny but really nasty. Waluigis not nasty like that.
You know itd help if you listed some examples of food in the Mushroom Kingdom. Like mushrooms, Yoshi fruit, stuff Tase T. on Paper Mario64 makes, stuff like that.
Anyway I think Ill like some stuff but not mushrooms. Yuck. I think some of the stuff Tase T. makes looks good, like the Yoshi...
Id have a HUGE castle and make it out in the open where Mario can find it. Then Id have tons of guards that would all attack Mario at once. If he makes it past that, Id have guards lock the doors when he got into the castle and make it where he cant get out. Then hed starve to death! Basically...