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The Revenge of West Virginia
« on: May 04, 2012, 04:58:17 PM »
Okay, since my last serious story sucked, I'm trying my hand at humor. Oh yeah. I'd say this story is going to be about 19% political humor, 80% slapstick, and maybe a one percent of serious in there somewhere. Don't get me wrong, there will be plot progression, but if your looking for a nail biting, action packed, blockbusting, enlightening, adventure, turn and run to the nearest emergency "I want my mommy!" station. This, this might make you lose a few brain cells.

The plot will be about WV waging war on the world after being offended by a sleazy journalist who claims WV is a myth. There will be many jokes about Maine, Canada, Alaska, Czechoslovakia, Alaska, Canada, Alaska, Canada, Alaska, and Canada. And other places. Oh, no. This won't be cruel or offensive, it's just to poke fun at some of the stereotypes that have arisen over the years.

Sign ups will be a little confusing to explain. You are welcome to sign up here, but you may not be admitted to the story. Not because I have anything against you, but because certain users fit certain roles more exactly. I will also invite via PM.

So sign up. You can suggest which kind of role you want, but that does not guarantee you will be a hero or villain or whatever.


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The place where I put people who might join later if a spot opens.
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No open spots, but feel free to sign up. I will try to work you in as a cameo or something.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2012, 06:37:52 PM by Banjo »

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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2012, 05:08:08 PM »
Sure

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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 06:39:34 PM »
A hero please

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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 07:07:55 PM »
eh, why not.

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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2012, 07:09:04 PM »
There's really no heroes or villains, just normal people and arrogant people.

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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2012, 07:51:21 PM »
Closed for now? Really?

I would've signed up.

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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2012, 08:02:07 PM »
I'll add you to a special list. And anyone else who signs up.

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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2012, 08:09:42 PM »
uhh I guess put me underneath the special list then

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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2012, 08:15:08 PM »
What would you like to be called?

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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2012, 08:17:18 PM »
Doesn't really matter, whatever is easier for you/whichever you prefer.  :D

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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2012, 08:20:37 PM »
Doesn't really matter, whatever is easier for you/whichever you prefer.  :D

I think Red Barchetta sounds cooler and is what I first knew you by, so I'm going with that.

EDIT: And I found ways to work tou guys into the story.
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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2012, 06:15:53 AM »
I'll have a brief cameo as the Governor of New Jersey.


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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2012, 02:29:10 PM »
That could work.

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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2012, 05:42:00 PM »
Why am I OJ Simpson?

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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2012, 07:51:54 PM »
It's just something corny based on your username.
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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2012, 08:24:20 PM »
I will be the guy that uses rats as weapons.

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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2012, 08:33:40 PM »
I'll try my hardest to work you in.

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Re: The Revenge of West Virginia
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2012, 03:47:46 PM »
It's just something corny based on your username.

Okay, so I murder Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman?



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