User Let's Make A Deal - Ep. 02: Re-signups
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other zonk so nothing but $100.
dialogue soon!
E: I'm going to do the dialogue now so here it comes
>ifthisweretv.exe
>running ifthisweretv.exe...
other zonk so nothing but $100.
dialogue soon!
E: I'm going to do the dialogue now so here it comes
>ifthisweretv.exe
>running ifthisweretv.exe...
Roy: Welcome back to User Let's Make A Deal; speaking of deals, who wants to make one?
*screams*
Roy: That totally mismatched scarf with the business casual over there.
Bill: *not hearable* Me?
Roy: Yes, you. Come here.
Bill: To be honest, I never thought I'd be picked in...this.
Roy: Well then! What you do?
Bill: I'm a chimney-sweep.
Roy: Those things still exist?
Bill: Uh-huh.
Roy: Would you like an envelope?
Bill: Why not?
Roy: Then here's this one-what are you doing?
Announcer: I have this bigger envelope.
Roy: Why?
Announcer: I think Bill will want this.
Roy: He won't. He'll want mine. At least that's what I think. What do you want, Bill?
Bill: That big one looks like a trap, so I'll take the small envelope.
Roy: See? I said he'd want mine.
Announcer: It was $5,200 in cash.
Bill: *groans*
Roy: You still have this one.
Bill: Ok, let's see it.
Roy: Now wait a minute, I have this to offer you.
Announcer: It's a dining room set!
*audience cheers*
Announcer: Enjoy a nice dinner in this seven-piece dining room set. We include new dishes for you, making this deal worth $6,453!
Roy: Now you can take that or keep my envelope.
Bill: Envelope.
Roy: I give you dollars. 2,600 of 'em.
Bill: It's something, at least.
Roy: Right. Have a seat. Who wants a car?
*everyone cheers*
Roy: Elephant!
Moby: Ow!
Roy: He was so excited he slipped and fell.
Moby: Hi Roy!
Roy: Hey Moby. You pronounce it like Moby Dick, right?
Moby: Yep.
Roy: Well I said I had a car, and here it is. Curtain 1!
Announcer: It's a Toyota Camry!
Roy: I wasn't lying, was I?
Announcer: This Toyota Camry comes with 38 highway miles per gallon, rearview camera, heated seats, and more. This deal is worth $18,037!
Roy: You could get that $18,000 car, but first you have to tell me what you do.
Moby: I'm a cop!
Roy: Give this man a round of applause!
*applause*
Roy: Now to win that car, we're gonna play-
Announcer: *country style* Gold Rush!
Roy: You heard him, on the stage we have eight containers. Six have carts, the other two have zonks, and I think you know what that means. If you hit a cart, you go up the money ladder from $500 to $1,000 to $2,000 to $4,000 to car. But if you hit a zonk, you go to the bottom of the money ladder. Two zonks wins you a free trip back to your seat. You ready? Take your pick.
Moby: 5!
Roy: That's a cart! You have $500, and you can keep it and stop or go again.
Moby: 2!
Roy: Another cart! A grand and stop or keep going?
Moby: 8!
Roy: Cart number three! Two more to the car! Now, you can take your two grand and stop or go again.
Moby: 4!
Roy: Let's see it!
*zonk horn*
Roy: Sadly, there aren't enough carts left to get to the car, but you can go for two grand again.
Moby: 7!
*zonk horn*
Roy: Moby! I gotta send you back to your seat, have $100 for being a cop.
Moby: Thanks!
Roy: More User Let's Make A Deal Right after this.
*screams*
Roy: That totally mismatched scarf with the business casual over there.
Bill: *not hearable* Me?
Roy: Yes, you. Come here.
Bill: To be honest, I never thought I'd be picked in...this.
Roy: Well then! What you do?
Bill: I'm a chimney-sweep.
Roy: Those things still exist?
Bill: Uh-huh.
Roy: Would you like an envelope?
Bill: Why not?
Roy: Then here's this one-what are you doing?
Announcer: I have this bigger envelope.
Roy: Why?
Announcer: I think Bill will want this.
Roy: He won't. He'll want mine. At least that's what I think. What do you want, Bill?
Bill: That big one looks like a trap, so I'll take the small envelope.
Roy: See? I said he'd want mine.
Announcer: It was $5,200 in cash.
Bill: *groans*
Roy: You still have this one.
Bill: Ok, let's see it.
Roy: Now wait a minute, I have this to offer you.
Announcer: It's a dining room set!
*audience cheers*
Announcer: Enjoy a nice dinner in this seven-piece dining room set. We include new dishes for you, making this deal worth $6,453!
Roy: Now you can take that or keep my envelope.
Bill: Envelope.
Roy: I give you dollars. 2,600 of 'em.
Bill: It's something, at least.
Roy: Right. Have a seat. Who wants a car?
*everyone cheers*
Roy: Elephant!
Moby: Ow!
Roy: He was so excited he slipped and fell.
Moby: Hi Roy!
Roy: Hey Moby. You pronounce it like Moby Dick, right?
Moby: Yep.
Roy: Well I said I had a car, and here it is. Curtain 1!
Announcer: It's a Toyota Camry!
Roy: I wasn't lying, was I?
Announcer: This Toyota Camry comes with 38 highway miles per gallon, rearview camera, heated seats, and more. This deal is worth $18,037!
Roy: You could get that $18,000 car, but first you have to tell me what you do.
Moby: I'm a cop!
Roy: Give this man a round of applause!
*applause*
Roy: Now to win that car, we're gonna play-
Announcer: *country style* Gold Rush!
Roy: You heard him, on the stage we have eight containers. Six have carts, the other two have zonks, and I think you know what that means. If you hit a cart, you go up the money ladder from $500 to $1,000 to $2,000 to $4,000 to car. But if you hit a zonk, you go to the bottom of the money ladder. Two zonks wins you a free trip back to your seat. You ready? Take your pick.
Moby: 5!
Roy: That's a cart! You have $500, and you can keep it and stop or go again.
Moby: 2!
Roy: Another cart! A grand and stop or keep going?
Moby: 8!
Roy: Cart number three! Two more to the car! Now, you can take your two grand and stop or go again.
Moby: 4!
Roy: Let's see it!
*zonk horn*
Roy: Sadly, there aren't enough carts left to get to the car, but you can go for two grand again.
Moby: 7!
*zonk horn*
Roy: Moby! I gotta send you back to your seat, have $100 for being a cop.
Moby: Thanks!
Roy: More User Let's Make A Deal Right after this.
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Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Viper26
I'm going to update this now that my mafia's been over for a couple weeks
and also I have a LMAD related theme
So the only player left is Freakworld, and I'm going to offer him his deal
each of these colors has a number 0-9, and you have to order them to write a check
I'm going to update this now that my mafia's been over for a couple weeks
and also I have a LMAD related theme
So the only player left is Freakworld, and I'm going to offer him his deal
each of these colors has a number 0-9, and you have to order them to write a check
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Freakworld
5 6 2 4 3 8 0 9 1 7
5 6 2 4 3 8 0 9 1 7
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Freakworld
blue red green yellow
blue red green yellow
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Freakworld
curtain 1
curtain 1
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Freakworld
I'll take the money what do I want with a filthy used curtain tbh.
I'll take the money what do I want with a filthy used curtain tbh.
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Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Freakworld
good choice, the curtain was a years supply of raisins :P
it's time for the big deal!
Stargazing, do you keep what you have or go for the Big Deal of the Day?
good choice, the curtain was a years supply of raisins :P
it's time for the big deal!
Stargazing, do you keep what you have or go for the Big Deal of the Day?
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Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Stargazing (Big Deal Time!)
keeping
keeping
DragonFreak
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Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: DragonFreak (Big Deal Time!)
I'm gonna keep it and buy a Wii U.
I'm gonna keep it and buy a Wii U.
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Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: DragonFreak (Big Deal Time!)
that means Toad85 is next, and I'm sure everyone knows what I'm about to ask...
Keep the $2,600 or go for the big deal?
that means Toad85 is next, and I'm sure everyone knows what I'm about to ask...
Keep the $2,600 or go for the big deal?
Toad Eightyfive
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Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Toad85 (Big Deal Time!)
i'll do it just because no one else is
i'll do it just because no one else is
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Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Toad85 (Big Deal Time!)
ok then
hey look, the dialogue
>run bribethecrats.exe
>there is no such program.
>run ifthisweretv.exe
>running ifthisweretv.exe...
Note: I forgot to mention Freakworld's check that he passed on was worth $4,682.
pick a door, 1, 2, or 3
ok then
hey look, the dialogue
>run bribethecrats.exe
>there is no such program.
>run ifthisweretv.exe
>running ifthisweretv.exe...
Roy: Welcome back, this is it; last deal before the big one. Who's it gonna be?
*screaming*
Roy: That's a nice suit and hat, there.
Esteban: Whee!
Roy: Huh?
Esteban: I have a Sly Fox song stuck in my head.
Roy: Ok, I guess. What are you?
Esteban: I'm...me?
Roy: No, what's your job?
Esteban: Janitor.
Roy: In other words absolutely nothing like what you're wearing. Do you want a check?
Esteban: I...gu-
Roy: Sure you do. There it is.
Esteban: Ooh, I like that!
Roy: To get the value, just order those squares from left to right.
Esteban: Blue, red, green, yellow.
Roy: And just to make sure, here's a curtain. Keep your check or take Curtain 1?
Esteban: Curtain!
Roy: What was the value of that check?
*reveal*
Roy: $4,682! Now, one more offer: keep your curtain or take a grand?
Esteban: Cash.
Roy: Here's a thousand bucks, what was behind the curtain?
Announcer: It was a year's supply of raisins!
*zonk horn*
Roy: Enjoy your thousand bucks. And guess what? It's time for the Big Deal of the Day!
*the curtains open, revealing the three doors*
Roy: This Big Deal is worth $28,858, and in first place is Sasha, with the shopping spree and home office, is she keeping that or giving it up for a shot at the Big Deal?
Sasha: I'll keep mine.
Roy: Then we have Nala and $5,680 in cash, what do you say?
Nala: I'm gonna keep my cash and buy a Wii U.
Roy: Next up is Bill the chimney sweep and his $2,600. Is he keeping his cash or going for it?
Bill: Big Deal!
Roy: You heard him. We'll see if he picks the right door right after this.
*screaming*
Roy: That's a nice suit and hat, there.
Esteban: Whee!
Roy: Huh?
Esteban: I have a Sly Fox song stuck in my head.
Roy: Ok, I guess. What are you?
Esteban: I'm...me?
Roy: No, what's your job?
Esteban: Janitor.
Roy: In other words absolutely nothing like what you're wearing. Do you want a check?
Esteban: I...gu-
Roy: Sure you do. There it is.
Esteban: Ooh, I like that!
Roy: To get the value, just order those squares from left to right.
Esteban: Blue, red, green, yellow.
Roy: And just to make sure, here's a curtain. Keep your check or take Curtain 1?
Esteban: Curtain!
Roy: What was the value of that check?
*reveal*
Roy: $4,682! Now, one more offer: keep your curtain or take a grand?
Esteban: Cash.
Roy: Here's a thousand bucks, what was behind the curtain?
Announcer: It was a year's supply of raisins!
*zonk horn*
Roy: Enjoy your thousand bucks. And guess what? It's time for the Big Deal of the Day!
*the curtains open, revealing the three doors*
Roy: This Big Deal is worth $28,858, and in first place is Sasha, with the shopping spree and home office, is she keeping that or giving it up for a shot at the Big Deal?
Sasha: I'll keep mine.
Roy: Then we have Nala and $5,680 in cash, what do you say?
Nala: I'm gonna keep my cash and buy a Wii U.
Roy: Next up is Bill the chimney sweep and his $2,600. Is he keeping his cash or going for it?
Bill: Big Deal!
Roy: You heard him. We'll see if he picks the right door right after this.
Note: I forgot to mention Freakworld's check that he passed on was worth $4,682.
pick a door, 1, 2, or 3
Toad Eightyfive
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