User Let's Make A Deal - Ep. 02: Re-signups

Re: User Let's Make A Deal - All applicants have responded

Nabber's up first.

This is a pretty simple deal. I have three prizes:
Curtain 1 (Clue: M____ F___)
The Small Box (Sporty)
Envelope (No Clue)
Choose one to throw away.
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Nabber

heeeey guys, i'm maxxx, make sure to give me a ring if you want a good time ;)

i'll throw away the small box, fuck sports
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Nabber

In the box was a skiing and snowboarding package worth $5,009.

You now have to choose "M____ F____" or "No Clue."
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Nabber

*not part of game*

I did an entire spreadsheet for this game so I don't have to come up with something off the top of my head when it's time for an actual game-post.

EDIT: 3500th post right here
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Nabber

JG Wentworth said:
*not part of game*

I did an entire spreadsheet for this game so I don't have to come up with something off the top of my head when it's time for an actual game-post.

wow that's kind of impressive.

how long did it take you to make?
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Nabber

idk 10 minutes

also GabbyHayes will be here any minute now to sign up I told her it wasn't too late but she wouldn't be in the deal with Nabber.
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Nabber

Hello!~

Name: Gabriele Isabella Hayes, prefered to be called Gabby.

Job: Maid.

Clothes: Maid clothes.
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Nabber

I literally just closed the thread when you made that post...horrible timing. Anyway, you're in.
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Nabber

Cahoots Is Spelled With A C said:
In the box was a skiing and snowboarding package worth $5,009.

You now have to choose "M____ F____" or "No Clue."
mf reminds me of mariofan and morgan freeman and tbh i know nothing about either so i'm going to do no clue
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Nabber

my first thought was samuel l. jackson's favorite line
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Nabber

M____ F___ was a trip to Japan worth $9,832. No Clue was $5,000 Zonk Dollars. But, luckily for you, most contestants that get zonked leave with $100, so that's what you win. Now it's time for What This Would Look Like on TV!"

WTWLLTV.exe

Opening WTWLLTV.exe...
*intro, which is a bunch of clips about people winning things*

Announcer: It's time for USER Let's Make A Deal! Now, here's the Mario Boards's big dealer, Roooy Koopa!

Roy: Hello and welcome to User Let's Make A Deal, where I choose one of our many hopeful contestants to give cash and prizes to. It looks a little something like this; who wants to make a deal?

*screaming from the audience*

Roy: You there in the interesting belt. Yeah, you. Come down with me!

Maxxx: OMG I can't believe this is happening!

Roy: You'll be hearing a lot of statements like that throughout the whole show, people. So, Max ix ix?

Maxxx: Yup.

Roy: Welcome to User Let's Make A Deal, and I give you that because you're our very first contestant!

Maxxx: *sarcastically* Wow, so special! *laughs*

Roy: So what do you do?

Maxxx: I work with toys.

Roy: Sounds fun.

Maxxx: It is.

Roy: So, I have a deal for you.

Maxxx: Of course you do, otherwise why would I be here?

Roy: Good point. So, I have three prizes for you. You can choose Curtain 1, whose clue is "umf."

Maxxx: Ok.

Roy: Or, there's this small box right here, whose clue is "Sporty."

Maxxx: Yup.

Roy: Or, I have this envelope whose clue is "No Clue." Pick one to throw away.

*audience yelling suggestions*

Maxxx: I hate sports so I'll get rid of the box.

Roy: Getting rid of "Sporty"?

Maxxx: Yup.

Roy: What's he passing on?

*Announcer opens box*

Announcer: It was a skiing and snowboarding package.

Maxxx: Oh, well.

Announcer: Take on that mountain with these pairs of his and her skis and snowboards. Plus, we were including his and her helmets, goggles, and boots in your size, making this deal worth $5,009.

Roy: So you passed on that. Now you have "M____ "F___" and "No Clue."

Maxxx: All I can think of for M F is mariofan and Morgan Freeman, so I'll go with "No Clue."

Roy: What's behind the curtain?

*curtain opens*

Announcer: It was a trip to Japan!

Maxxx: Ok.

Announcer: You would have spent 5 nights in a deluxe mountain-view hotel right near Mount Fuji, enjoyed Japanese cuisine, and a two-hour mountain hike. Round-trip airfare was included in this deal worth $9,832.

Roy: So all that's left is "No Clue."

*starts opening envelope*

Roy: Would you like five grand?

Maxxx: Sure.

Roy: Well, it's five grand in Zonk Dollars.

*Zonk horn*

Maxxx: You're kidding me, right?

Roy: Nope. But you know what? for being our very first contestant, here's $100. Have a seat.

*pause*

Roy: So sad seeing the first person ever on the show get zonked. More User Let's Make A Deal right after this.

*commercial*

I'll be PMing someone else to make a deal with soon.
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Stargazing

Stargazing's up!

We're going to play a game called "Three Card Wendy." Two cards have a "picture" (they would actually be here if I could make fanart) of Wendy O. Koopa, the other one has $1,000 on it. So choose a card, either 1, 2, or 3. If you pick a Wendy, you win a $2,500 shopping spree.
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Stargazing

If I understood that correctly the prize was in the small box

If not, the cards are on a table in front of you.
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Stargazing

oh whoops i kept the tab open too long and didn't notice it was edited

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Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Stargazing

May I change jobs and costumes?
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Stargazing

Stargazing said:
oh whoops i kept the tab open too long and didn't notice it was edited

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Wendy card!

Now there are four, two Larrys and two cash

if you choose a larry you win a home office worth about 6 grand (im back on my wii u so i dont have my spreadsheet)

Female Scout said:
May I change jobs and costumes?

you already signed up so no unfortunately but there is the next episode
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal: Series Premiere - Currently Playing: Stargazing

Larry!

ok, you have the shopping spree and the home office, now, you could win a Fiat worth like 18000, but you have to give back what you already won.
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal: Series Premiere - Currently Playing: Stargazing

Cahoots Is Spelled With A C said:
Larry!

ok, you have the shopping spree and the home office, now, you could win a Fiat worth like 18000, but you have to give back what you already won.
i'll pass on the fiat
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal: Series Premiere - Currently Playing: Stargazing

ok, just for fun, would you have gone with 1 2 3 4 or 5? (2 zonks, 2 cash, 1 roy for car)
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal: Series Premiere - Currently Playing: Stargazing

Cahoots Is Spelled With A C said:
ok, just for fun, would you have gone with 1 2 3 4 or 5? (2 zonks, 2 cash, 1 roy for car)
4
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal: Series Premiere - Currently Playing: Stargazing

good thing you passed on the car because four was a zonk.

Home office was $6,391.

>run ifthisweretv.exe

>running ifthisweretv.exe...

Roy: Welcome back to User Let's Make A Deal; today's Big Deal of the Day is worth $28,858! Who wants to make a deal?

*whooooooo*

Roy: Who doesn't love chicken? Come here, chicken.

Sasha: *screams*

Roy: Hey, Sasha, how's it going?

Sasha: *almost hyperventilating* Good!

Roy: So what do you do?

Sasha: I'm a waitress.

Roy: Ok.

Sasha: Can I hug you?

Roy: Sure, 'cause who doesn't love a chicken hug?

*awww*

Roy: Ok, we're going to play 3-Card-Wendy. It's really simple, just pick a card and if it shows Wendy O. Koopa, you win this: small box!

*opens*

Announcer: It's a shopping spree!

Sasha: *screams*

Announcer: This deal's worth $2,500.

Roy: So a $2,500 dollar shopping spree or $1,000. Take your pick.

Sasha: *points to middle card* This one.

Roy: Wendy!

Sasha: *screams*

Roy: Now, without risking anything, we're going to play 4-Card-Larry. Pick a Larry Koopa card, get this: Big Box!

*opens*

Announcer: It's a home office!

Sasha: *screams*

Announcer: Work from hame in this home office with an oak desk, desk lame, and more! Plus, we're including this laptop and printer, making this deal worth $6,391!

Roy: Go get that home office. There's also a $500 and a $2,000.

Sasha: *points to card 1* That one.

Roy: Larry!

Sasha: *screams*

Roy: One more deal, called 5-Card-Roy. This one you either take what you have, or give it up for a chance at this: Curtain 2!

*opens*

Announcer: It's a new Fiat!

Sasha: *screams*

Announcer: Zoom down the highway in this Fiat 500! With rear view camera, heated front seats, and 32 MPG, this Fiat is probably some person's dream car! This deal's worth $17,574!

Roy: What are you gonna do: keep what you have or go for that car?

Sasha: I'm gonna keep what I have.

Roy: Good choice, you have $8,891 worth of prizes! Now, just for fun, pick a card. Two zonks, two cash ($750 and $1,500), one Roy. Go for it!

Sasha: *points at the fourth card* This.

Roy: Did you really want that car?

Sasha: Uhhh...

Roy: Uh is not an answer. Hopefully you didn't really want it, because...

Sasha: *groans*

Roy: It's a zonk!

Sasha: *screams*

Roy: Enjoy that shopping spree and home office, have a seat. Great meeting you, Sasha.

Sasha: *as she returns to her seat* You too!

Roy: More User Let's Make A Deal right after this.

Next up: Three-person deal!!! (one exclamation point per player)
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal: Series Premiere - Currently Playing: TT, Gabby, DF

Time Turner, GabbyHayes, and DragonFreak I'll pick on ifitweretv.exe in that order. They should be here soon. (oh, and TT gets first pick because he was first)

So first, pick red, green, blue, or yellow. Each has a number, lowest number is out.
 
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