User Let's Make A Deal - Ep. 02: Re-signups

Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Toad85

cart

$1,000 or go?
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Toad85

cart. Go or 2 grand?
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Viper26

wah wah waaaaah

you got zonked, and there aren't enough containers. You can go for 2K again though.
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Viper26

Cahoots Is Spelled With A C said:
wah wah waaaaah

you got zonked, and there aren't enough containers. You can go for 2K again though.
Click to expand...
I'll go for 2k. Box 7 please.
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Viper26

other zonk so nothing but $100.

dialogue soon!

E: I'm going to do the dialogue now so here it comes

>ifthisweretv.exe

>running ifthisweretv.exe...

Roy: Welcome back to User Let's Make A Deal; speaking of deals, who wants to make one?

*screams*

Roy: That totally mismatched scarf with the business casual over there.

Bill: *not hearable* Me?

Roy: Yes, you. Come here.

Bill: To be honest, I never thought I'd be picked in...this.

Roy: Well then! What you do?

Bill: I'm a chimney-sweep.

Roy: Those things still exist?

Bill: Uh-huh.

Roy: Would you like an envelope?

Bill: Why not?

Roy: Then here's this one-what are you doing?

Announcer: I have this bigger envelope.

Roy: Why?

Announcer: I think Bill will want this.

Roy: He won't. He'll want mine. At least that's what I think. What do you want, Bill?

Bill: That big one looks like a trap, so I'll take the small envelope.

Roy: See? I said he'd want mine.

Announcer: It was $5,200 in cash.

Bill: *groans*

Roy: You still have this one.

Bill: Ok, let's see it.

Roy: Now wait a minute, I have this to offer you.

Announcer: It's a dining room set!

*audience cheers*

Announcer: Enjoy a nice dinner in this seven-piece dining room set. We include new dishes for you, making this deal worth $6,453!

Roy: Now you can take that or keep my envelope.

Bill: Envelope.

Roy: I give you dollars. 2,600 of 'em.

Bill: It's something, at least.

Roy: Right. Have a seat. Who wants a car?

*everyone cheers*

Roy: Elephant!

Moby: Ow!

Roy: He was so excited he slipped and fell.

Moby: Hi Roy!

Roy: Hey Moby. You pronounce it like Moby Dick, right?

Moby: Yep.

Roy: Well I said I had a car, and here it is. Curtain 1!

Announcer: It's a Toyota Camry!

Roy: I wasn't lying, was I?

Announcer: This Toyota Camry comes with 38 highway miles per gallon, rearview camera, heated seats, and more. This deal is worth $18,037!

Roy: You could get that $18,000 car, but first you have to tell me what you do.

Moby: I'm a cop!

Roy: Give this man a round of applause!

*applause*

Roy: Now to win that car, we're gonna play-

Announcer: *country style* Gold Rush!

Roy: You heard him, on the stage we have eight containers. Six have carts, the other two have zonks, and I think you know what that means. If you hit a cart, you go up the money ladder from $500 to $1,000 to $2,000 to $4,000 to car. But if you hit a zonk, you go to the bottom of the money ladder. Two zonks wins you a free trip back to your seat. You ready? Take your pick.

Moby: 5!

Roy: That's a cart! You have $500, and you can keep it and stop or go again.

Moby: 2!

Roy: Another cart! A grand and stop or keep going?

Moby: 8!

Roy: Cart number three! Two more to the car! Now, you can take your two grand and stop or go again.

Moby: 4!

Roy: Let's see it!

*zonk horn*

Roy: Sadly, there aren't enough carts left to get to the car, but you can go for two grand again.

Moby: 7!

*zonk horn*

Roy: Moby! I gotta send you back to your seat, have $100 for being a cop.

Moby: Thanks!

Roy: More User Let's Make A Deal Right after this.
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Viper26

I'm going to update this now that my mafia's been over for a couple weeks

and also I have a LMAD related theme



So the only player left is Freakworld, and I'm going to offer him his deal

each of these colors has a number 0-9, and you have to order them to write a check
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Freakworld

5 6 2 4 3 8 0 9 1 7
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Freakworld

sorry, i worded it poorly

order the colors red blue yellow and green please
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Freakworld

now: take your check or Curtain 1 (which you don't know what it is)
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Freakworld

man I stink at remembering to update this

I'll offer you $1,000 to buy that curtain back from you
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Freakworld

I'll take the money what do I want with a filthy used curtain tbh.
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Freakworld

good choice, the curtain was a years supply of raisins :P

it's time for the big deal!

Stargazing, do you keep what you have or go for the Big Deal of the Day?
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Stargazing (Big Deal Time!)

next up is df and her $5,680. Keep or big deal?
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: DragonFreak (Big Deal Time!)

that means Toad85 is next, and I'm sure everyone knows what I'm about to ask...

Keep the $2,600 or go for the big deal?
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Toad85 (Big Deal Time!)

i'll do it just because no one else is
 
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Toad85 (Big Deal Time!)

ok then

hey look, the dialogue

>run bribethecrats.exe

>there is no such program.

>run ifthisweretv.exe

>running ifthisweretv.exe...

Roy: Welcome back, this is it; last deal before the big one. Who's it gonna be?

*screaming*

Roy: That's a nice suit and hat, there.

Esteban: Whee!

Roy: Huh?

Esteban: I have a Sly Fox song stuck in my head.

Roy: Ok, I guess. What are you?

Esteban: I'm...me?

Roy: No, what's your job?

Esteban: Janitor.

Roy: In other words absolutely nothing like what you're wearing. Do you want a check?

Esteban: I...gu-

Roy: Sure you do. There it is.

Esteban: Ooh, I like that!

Roy: To get the value, just order those squares from left to right.

Esteban: Blue, red, green, yellow.

Roy: And just to make sure, here's a curtain. Keep your check or take Curtain 1?

Esteban: Curtain!

Roy: What was the value of that check?

*reveal*

Roy: $4,682! Now, one more offer: keep your curtain or take a grand?

Esteban: Cash.

Roy: Here's a thousand bucks, what was behind the curtain?

Announcer: It was a year's supply of raisins!

*zonk horn*

Roy: Enjoy your thousand bucks. And guess what? It's time for the Big Deal of the Day!

*the curtains open, revealing the three doors*

Roy: This Big Deal is worth $28,858, and in first place is Sasha, with the shopping spree and home office, is she keeping that or giving it up for a shot at the Big Deal?

Sasha: I'll keep mine.

Roy: Then we have Nala and $5,680 in cash, what do you say?

Nala: I'm gonna keep my cash and buy a Wii U.

Roy: Next up is Bill the chimney sweep and his $2,600. Is he keeping his cash or going for it?

Bill: Big Deal!

Roy: You heard him. We'll see if he picks the right door right after this.

Note: I forgot to mention Freakworld's check that he passed on was worth $4,682.

pick a door, 1, 2, or 3
 
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