Bowser will not be appearing in the next Mario title

[Mcmadness]

I love you too hun.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Nyah nyah nyah nyah.

 

[Mcmadness]

Well since it's almost over, I'm sure many of you will be SHOCKED to discover that this is fake.


I know. Totally surprising.

 

[Gumball Machine]

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Ew, get this turd-throwing monkey off this thread. ;P

 

[MarioKartTracker]

Knew it.

You can't have a Mario game without Bowser these days, that would be a colossal mistake.

 

[Ray Trace]

Knew it.

You can't have a Mario game without Bowser these days, that would be a colossal mistake.

Unless you're called Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon

 

[Magikrazy]

inb4solarblazereturnsandcelebrates

 

[Mcmadness]

inb4solarblazereturnsandcelebrates

Course it's fake so it would be less a celebration and more a rant.

 

[Magikrazy]

oh thank god

 

[Mcmadness]

Nintendo wouldn't do that. He's like the third or fourth most popular character in the franchise.

 

[Magikrazy]

It's Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Toad.

You don't fuck with that.

 

[Mcmadness]

Doesn't stop people from being hopeful.

 

[Paper Mario]

I don't want Bowser gone anyway. We can have him still appear in the game if there's a new villain.

And I agree that Bowser is more important than Toad, though I consider him the fourth (or third) character for other reasons.

 

[Mcmadness]

There probably won't be any new villains as far as the platformers are concerned. Which is fine with me.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Knew it.

You can't have a Mario game without Bowser these days, that would be a colossal mistake.

Unless you're called Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon

Or Mario vs. Donkey Kong or Dr. Mario or Captain Toad.

 

[Mcmadness]

Or any game that Bowser isn't in. But most of his replacements suck regardless.

 

[Ray Trace]

Or any game that Bowser isn't in. But most of his replacements suck regardless.

Is King Boo fine?

 

[Mcmadness]

Whenever it's about catching ghosts yes.

 

[superwesleybros]

I wonder if this will mean the return of Wart. If so, that would be awesome.

 

[Mcmadness]

I wonder if this will mean the return of Wart. If so, that would be awesome.

It's fake.

 

[superwesleybros]

I wonder if this will mean the return of Wart. If so, that would be awesome.

It's fake.

Ah thanks for that. I'm so sick of April Fools articles.

 

[Walkazo]

Knew it.

You can't have a Mario game without Bowser these days, that would be a colossal mistake.

I'd hoped SM3DW would star Wart, but sadly, it was not to be.

It's Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Toad.

You don't fuck with that.

Unless you're in the "there is no Toad" camp.

 

[Mcmadness]

I'm glad it didn't. Wart is lame.

 

[yoshiking14x]

Wart: No need to clench my fists, it is just an opinion.

Wario: He is right.


Wart: Shut it.