"I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 50 / 50) It is done!

Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Oh, right. Well, I live to fight-or run-another day. Cya, suckas!
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Anyways, I'm now fully caught up.

Mario being a genocidal maniac that took over MarioWiki and ran a long campaign of anti-dragon discrimination into many community members being snuffed out/forced into submission is dark and very, very funny.

This looks like the first Userfic collaboration that's actually shaped up into something really great- congrats, Walkazo and Edo.

Now put me in it.

Sly references work. Or cameos. Or a story-wrecking Marty Stu depiction. All of those things work.

Now I know what you're both thinking: you can't just tell us to draw you. That's difficult and time-consuming and rude as hell.

Valid point.

Perhaps I should reconsider my approach.

[me=Contra(dictory)]*ahem*s[/me]

pls put me n comic

name: tabu
appearance: grim repar
sex: all the time #swag
bio: B)
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Thanks for the kind words, guys!

Although I should point out...

Contra(dictory) said:
Now put me in it.
We try to give anyone who posts some sort of appearance or shout-out or whatever already. Asking for it ruins the generous fun aspect for us as creators, tho, so dun do it.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

i told him that posting in the thread was how people got put in the fic, but nooooo
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Walkazo said:
Thanks for the kind words, guys!

Although I should point out...

Contra(dictory) said:
Now put me in it.
We try to give anyone who posts some sort of appearance or shout-out or whatever already. Asking for it ruins the generous fun aspect for us as creators, tho, so dun do it.

:'|

apologies

also javelin i was going to shitpost that request anyways
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

yeah requesting to be put into something just because you want to be seems kinda.... rude
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Umi Sonoda said:
yeah requesting to be put into something just because you want to be seems kinda.... rude

ah yes, zae is chiding me for my manners

not sure if you know but it's a very common practice in user fiction to request to show up in something if you like it- in this case, the authors didn't appreciate it and i apologized accordingly
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

ok yeah we get it

anyways I look so cute even when I'm knocked out
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Contra(dictory) said:
Umi Sonoda said:
yeah requesting to be put into something just because you want to be seems kinda.... rude

ah yes, zae is chiding me for my manners

not sure if you know but it's a very common practice in user fiction to request to show up in something if you like it- in this case, the authors didn't appreciate it and i apologized accordingly

um okay i was just saying

no need to ge so defensive about it

but ill drop it, kinda useless to continue i suppose
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 46 / 50)

Indeed. The only fightin' in here should be in the (increasingly violent) updates ;P
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

I'm sorry, but I feel we should all sit down quietly for a while, focus on what is ACTUALLY important...

Walkazo said:

...and just pay our appreciation for Walkazo's self-repairing hairstyle.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 46 / 50)

Don't say that too loudly. There's still opportunities to get a cameo and then immediately die. Or even die prematurely and make a cameo as a corpse.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 46 / 50)

If I changed my OC from a hybrid puppet to a Boohemoth I could totally beat Mario.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 46 / 50)

my rifle

what the fuck, mario

that shit was, like, one kill away from being Hale's Own
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Javelin said:
getting hit in the face by a flaming eevee is recommended by 0/10 doctors
I'm not flaming jeeze.

THINK OF THE SOFTEST PLUSH YOU CAN EXCEPT IT HAS LOTS OF WARM FUR AND BONES.

I can guarantee you didn't get a single burn.

Crocodile Dippy said:
my rifle

what the fuck, mario

that shit was, like, one kill away from being Hale's Own
Rest in Pieces.

Contra(dictory) said:
My hair will never be as cool as Walky's. Why even live?
I thought your OC was bald.



Anyway I hope I didn't get any burn burn from that possible tail grab.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Morty said:
anyways I look so cute even when I'm knocked out

yes you do but apparently not enough for me to stick around after being freed. though at least I didn't join the spectacularly misguided heroic jumping into battle against an invincible foe. which was amazing nonetheless.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Guilmon said:
Morty said:
anyways I look so cute even when I'm knocked out

yes you do but apparently not enough for me to stick around after being freed. though at least I didn't join the spectacularly misguided heroic jumping into battle against an invincible foe. which was amazing nonetheless.

I assume that, after seeing the error of your ways thanks to some heavy convincing on my end, you went off to go grab some reese's or chex mix.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Thanks!

Sylveon said:
Javelin said:
getting hit in the face by a flaming eevee is recommended by 0/10 doctors
I'm not flaming jeeze.

THINK OF THE SOFTEST PLUSH YOU CAN EXCEPT IT HAS LOTS OF WARM FUR AND BONES.

I can guarantee you didn't get a single burn.
Unless Mario superheated you before throwing you or something. Perhaps your fur really was on fire and we just couldn't tell because it's naturally flame colour...

Crocodile Dippy said:
my rifle

what the fuck, mario

that shit was, like, one kill away from being Hale's Own
As an owner of a beloved firearm meself (which, to his credit, 876 had the foresight to NOT bring with him on his heroic battle jump), you have my commiseration.

Gabumon said:
...and just pay our appreciation for Walkazo's self-repairing hairstyle.
Fresh blood is the best sort of hair gel for the discerning dragon lady. Then it hardens and works like hairspray, although for maximum sheen and colour, it's best to keep applying more fresh stuff to keep it damp.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Gabumon said:
I'm sorry, but I feel we should all sit down quietly for a while, focus on what is ACTUALLY important...

Walkazo said:

...and just pay our appreciation for Walkazo's self-repairing hairstyle.
I think what's important is my future career as a motivational speaker.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 46 / 50)

...and just pay our appreciation for Walkazo's self-repairing hairstyle.

seems like she has some serious health regeneration
 
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