Funny holiday songs

ShyGuy27

ShyGuy27

The Cardinal is dead -- long live The Cardinal!
My brother taught me this one:
(To the tune of "Santa Clause is coming to town)

You'd better was out, You'd better cry,
You'd better pout, I'm tellin' you why,
Santa Clause is hunting you down

He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're awake,
You'd better watch you're back,
Or he'll turn you into steak
 
:lol:
 
Futurma. =\
 
I know a really good one.

It's called "KILL THE MORONS WHO MAKE THESE STUPID THREADS".
 
*rises from the dead as zombie*

I only make stupid comments every so often, not stupid threads.

*eats Uniju's brain*

*eats brain of everyone who makes retarded threads*

Wow. Smiddle, Blitzwing and Xzelion are the only ones left.

*burp*
 
Uniju said:
...I dun make retarded threads. ;_;

...most of the time...
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I ate your brain for killing me.

:twisted:

Tell you what, let's make that entire little tirade a dream sequence.

*POOF*

There we go.
 
Smiddle said:
3Dejong said:
Smiddle said:
"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas at Ground Zero
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Both are For The Win.
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I know. Are there any more holiday song's of his?
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Technically, weasel stomping day. Is a parody of 60s xmas songs.