Shmalu Sniffer:
Well then let's stop dancing around this question see, let's just ask him ourselves, hey @BigBoom1946 care to share your side if the story see?
Shmalu Sniffer:
Mr Clawgrip, I gotta ask see, why are you and Sholmes voting to have that Big Boom fella sent to the gallows see? Im curious as to your reasoning behind this decision see.
(Shmalu Sniffer beings flaring his nostrils angrily at the sight of tails misery)
Shmalu Sniffer:
Those NO GOOD rotten mafia SEE!? Killing another respected investigator just because!? Why....*Sigh* nows not the time to just mope and do nothin see, let's solve this Mystery before things get worse.
Shmalu Sniffer:
That tracks see, personally im indifferent to mint, on one hand it smells alright but in larger doses it makes my sinuses all funky see? Plus too much can give people headaches.
(Shmalu Sniffer bounces over to Xzzwls)
Shmalu Sniffer:
I'll take a glass or two if you dont mind see? It's better make friends in this place rather than foes see.
Shmalu Sniffer:
I must agree with my crustacean cohort see, its time for us to settle down for the night so that way were energized and ready for tomorrow.
Shmalu Sniffer:
Indeed this investigation is just like an Oil spill see? a slippery slope with plenty of room for mess, but planning out how we are going to tackle this is the correct option see, as for one more thing im curious about, Agent F (@Roserade) where do you come from see? You said...
@Revin @Cloudwalker
Shmalu Sniffer:
Well my fine compatriots it seems as if I need to plead my innocence see? perhaps you two could ask me questions and I could give my honest answer for you to decide on weather or not to keep your votes for me see, so go ahead ask away see.
@Revin
Shmalu Sniffer:
Eh...I think Mr Prower was talkin about the case at hand see?
Shmalu Sniffer:
Interesting, another investigator see? well the more the merryer I suppose, hello there Agent F were glad your here to help, allow me to introduce myself the names Shmalu Sniffer Private...
Shmalu Sniffer:
You may not think it, friend, but your insight has been helpful to our investigation, So, not voting for anyone currently would be the best option see? since, like you said, we dont have lots of info to go off of see, plus we dont wants to tip the scales in the x nauts favor see...
Shmalu Sniffer:
I dont want things to get any worse than they already are see, so im gonna vote for no one see, none of you smell suspicious see (besides that rat fellow) so thats my choice for now see.
Shmalu Sniffer:
Now listen here see, I only use my excellent smell to sniff out crimes Im no perv see, us detectives need to keep our sense sharp for any occasion, alongside that I dont see you trying to give any useful advice, you maybe old friend, but the knowledge you have is power so help us...
Shmalu Sniffer:
Indeed it is see, indeed it is mr...mr.....hold on a minute see, I never asked you your name see!
Shmalu Sniffer:
Ah yes! Miss Tasse! She and that Glitz Yoshi fellow where here when I first arrived see! perhaps they will now how I arrived here!
Shmalu Sniffer:
Well if I am defending my case, see, I might as well tell you all everything I know, I dont know why I was sent here see? All I remember before coming to this place is some guys putting me In a box and talking about some guy named Joe see, So I suppose im looking for a fellow...
Shmalu Sniffer: Now ain't that just our luck see? One of us is an Imposter, working for that Sir Yux fellow see? He seems like a rather ghastly fellow ey? Not to mention he smells like taffy.
Shmalu Sniffer:
Well, if you insist on me givin you the ol sniff test see, then alright then, *SNIFF* *SNIFF* Strange...smells like if TV static had a scent, very strange...
Shmalu Sniffer bounces over to Yang and gives her a sniff test.
Shmalu Sniffer:
*SNIFF* *SNIFF* Hmmm, Body odor, Gun powder, nitroncellulose and expensive shampoo & Conditioner see, indicates the smell of someone who is confident and proud on the battle field.
Shmalu Sniffer:
Expectations and legends dont mean much to me when it comes to knowing a person Mr Sholmès, so dont worry about it see? But indeed by what I can smell off you *SNIFF* the smell of ink, tobacco and iodine, mix together like an enigma wrapped in confidence see, your a very unique...
Shmalu Sniffer:
Herlock Sholmès see? Very..interesting, well it's nice to make your acquaintance sir, it seems as if you have quite the vast amount of knowledge about this sort of thing inspite of being a rookie, tell me have you had experience with this sort of predicament see?
@Revin
Shmalu Sniffer:
Thanks for the assistance see, now I think introductions are in order see? The names Shmalu Sniffer Private Sniffstigator, now who are you see?
Shmalu Sniffer:
Hes right everyone, we cant panic, confusion is a murders main tactic for causing mayhem, so let's calm down and do a head count of everyone who's here.
Shmalu Sniffer:
Indeed I am see, the work of any detective is never done, especially since it seems like there's crimals popping up left and right all round nowadays see? And from the smell of you ( @Troy McClure ) my furry friend, you seem to be a mechanic correct? The smell of burnt wires...
Shmalu Sniffer:
*SNIFF* *SNIFF* Yes indeed my Nose knows best see? The salty freshness of sea air, being clouded in a musk of Pepper, Paprika, and Olive Oil, with a twinge of iron flakes from battles long fought see? You must be a culinary pirate, right?
Shmalu Sniffer:
Well I will say Miss Tasse, I admire your dedication to your family and your goals, you will indeed be a most aspiring allie in this quest to uncover the mystery of the Dark Star, I will provide my skills if you provide yours and soon enough, we will find your daughter, as a PS...
Shmalu Sniffer:
Well Mr Chester, since the situation appears to be dire, we're glad you're joining the team, the name's Shmalu Sniffer private Sniffstigator.
@Jacinthe
Shmalu Sniffer:
But I must say friend, what IS that strange smell that surrounds you? I cant originate its source, the closest I could get to is suffer mixed old dusty clothes, where are you from see?
Shmalu Sniffer:
Glitz yoshi see? Nice to meet you my boy, let me give you the old sniff test, *SNIFF* *SNIFF*, Indeed my Nose knows best, from your heavy body odor you fight hard and quick, possibly due to your many years in the Glitz Pitt, but your riseing in the ranks, since the deodorant your...
SUDDENLY Bursting open from the Box is a strange toy...
Shmalu Sniffer:
Much obliged friend, I could smell the sense of your charity from a mile away, the name's Shmalu Sniffer private Sniffstigator, I sniff out crimes anytime, now I must ask who are you my fine fellow?
Can confirm this. We did NOT plan that! But If I had a nickle for everytime this kind of thing happened to me I would have two nickles! Which isn't a lot but its weird it happened twice right?
As our Heros Dock off sore to uncover the mysterys in this seedy town a purple owl comes by and drops off a Creepy looking jack-n-the box with a simple "Who" and flys away!
So.....Who wants to open the box?