Super Mario Boards

"Where's my ten-course afternoon snack? Bring it here! I'm hungry!"

"But sire, you just ate!"

"Doesn't matter! Bring it here!"

Coming right up, Your Flatuence!

Here you are! (a single piece of three week old limburger cheese)

What kind of garbage is this? I don't want moldy cheeseburgers! I want good food. GOOD food! And I want ten courses! TEN! Have I made myself clear enough?

Sorry, sir, here have a snack! (a single crumb of a potato chip)