Super Mario Boards

is this going to be an ironic joke where you admit you're not 13

Maybe it was a troll trying to speedrun getting banned from the Boards? I've seen people do speedruns on getting banned from sites in the past.

To be fair, if this really is a kid, they might just not know any better

Who are we talking about, did I miss something

Offended Level increased to 1

Blathers seen here furiously trying to hide the fact that he's only 8